Best Toot Poems
Below are the all-time best Toot poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of toot poems written by PoetrySoup members
Ultimate Centerfold GirlAt center of soul,
Lien my wealth of gold,
In the bible,
You’re very well liable,
To see gold,
In centerfold,
Of soul,
Not in centerfold ,
Of playboy, so bold,
Not...
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Categories:
toot, allegory, love
Form:
Rhyme
Owl Parliament, Eagle Owl PresidingOwl Parliament is now in session, so be quiet please.
All whistles, hoots, growls, grunts and screeches need to cease.
As the largest of you all, I’m...
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Categories:
toot, bird, , cute,
Form:
Couplet
Butt Out - Collaboration - Please Join InI’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!
I...
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Categories:
toot, body, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A Poem For the Ladies - Now a CollaborationMy bladder behaves through the night
Each morning my flow is just right....
But throughout the day
There is hell to pay
It's bursting; I cross my...
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Categories:
toot, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Baby Brother Tells Me SoBaby brother, your naughty smile entices
A chuckle ringing through the night,
While those eyes blue wink like stars
That I'm pretty sure , we are alike...
If Aunt...
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Categories:
toot, brother, child, fun,
Form:
Light Verse
Taco BellI think there is a new vibration, I can feel it right here on my stoop.
Can you smell it in the wind, I’m thinking it...
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Categories:
toot, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
My Rhino and His FluteMy rhino can play the flute
And is good at the maracas to boot
Alas he is quite forlorn
For his flute bangs into his horn
So now he...
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Categories:
toot, animal, music,
Form:
Limerick
Fart AttackI awoke last night and fell out of bed.
A fart from my Pit bull nearly left me for dead.
It was silent but deadly as it...
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Categories:
toot, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Professional Farter - Le PetomaneTed was a professional farter
and at his windy recitals he’d boast
that could even toot Moonlight Sonata
If his wife fed him baked beans on toast!
There was...
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Categories:
toot, body, humorous, jobs, wind,
Form:
Rhyme
50 Words For Poe: Witch
"50 Words for Poe: Witch"
She liked driving fast
The number plate in the dust
Read DOT.OZ.LimaLimaBrava
Their destination was Wichita
Foot to the Floor
Off Route 66 Silver...
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Categories:
toot, adventure, mystery, romance,
Form:
Free verse
A Compilation of Fickle Foolish FootlesFOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-ass old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
...
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Categories:
toot, funny,
Form:
Footle
VicesPowder dreams and acid queens
Snow white bliss and razor
blades
Rails so thick your heart will
bleed
Find your fix so you’ll succeed
Uppers, downers, sweet cocaine
Every...
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Categories:
toot, death, depression, health, loss,
Form:
Free verse
Engine of the SoulBuild me an engine –lady of my dream,
Let it be powered by eternal steam.
May patience be your tool of design,
Planning completeness with a cunning mind.
To...
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Categories:
toot, health, imagination, inspirational, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Dear CancerDear Cancer, Hi. Its, David Schwent.
Just dropping a line after the time we've spent
Together off and on and...
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Categories:
toot, family, thank you, wife,
Form:
I do not know?
Passed OutToot, toot goes the train.
Jump, jump goes the brain.
Moved to a new house.
Old one had a mouse.
Sometimes change is good.
It's all the same!
Play the sleep...
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Categories:
toot, funny
Form:
Diminished Hexaverse