Toot Toot

Tom Trumpeteer has the rhythm in his ear
I wonder, can you guess what’s protruding from his rear
It looks just like a trumpet and when he’s eaten beans
He toots a toot with every step, at least that’s how it seems 

He went to the ballroom, the orchestra were late
Someone asked the kitchen staff for baked beans on a plate
He ate them up and then he started dancing with his date
His dance was pretty awful but the tune he played was great



2 October 2021
For May the Gas be with you farts part 2 contest
Sponsor: Chantelle Anne Cooke
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Canerdy Avatar
October 11, 2021 at 11:28 AM
Ewwww! Pass the air freshener. Good one, Terry. CONGRATS on your win. Janice
Flood Avatar
October 11, 2021 at 11:36 AM
Thanks Janice. Pleased you enjoyed. Terry
Goldsmith Avatar
October 10, 2021 at 9:04 AM
Back with Congratulations on this win. A fun story/write. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. Have a blessed day................
Flood Avatar
October 11, 2021 at 11:35 AM
Thanks again, Paula.
Laurie Avatar
October 3, 2021 at 4:52 PM
Hello Terry ... another of your fine humorous verses to keep us all smiling - thank you Terry - Lindsay
Flood Avatar
October 11, 2021 at 11:33 AM
Thanks Lindsay. Glad you enjoyed, Terry
Leffanta Avatar
October 3, 2021 at 11:15 AM
Left them gas ping, did he?
Flood Avatar
October 3, 2021 at 2:12 PM
I think someone might have opened a window, Rico. :-)
Radice Avatar
October 3, 2021 at 1:16 AM
..I just hope he didn't follow through...:) When it comes to Sunday morning smiles your humour reigns Mr Flood. Cheers - Gary
Flood Avatar
October 3, 2021 at 1:54 AM
Glad you enjoyed, Gary. I’m in an extended block right now, interspersed with the occasional spark. It’s given me a chance to get other stuff done but I’ll be glad to get ‘it’ back.
Goldsmith Avatar
October 2, 2021 at 2:14 PM
Way toooooo funny/cute. Good luck in the contest with your "Toot Toot." Have a blessed day writing away................
Flood Avatar
October 3, 2021 at 1:56 AM
Thanks Paula. Had intended to take it further but I decided that I probably couldn’t top verse two.
Hankins Avatar
October 2, 2021 at 1:48 PM
Good one, Terry. Nothing like tooting a tune! Best of luck in the contest.
Flood Avatar
October 3, 2021 at 1:58 AM
Thanks, Milt. Not much going on upstairs right now, so I was pleased to drag this from the void. Terry
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