Toot Toot

Tom Trumpeteer has the rhythm in his ear I wonder, can you guess what’s protruding from his rear It looks just like a trumpet and when he’s eaten beans He toots a toot with every step, at least that’s how it seems He went to the ballroom, the orchestra were late Someone asked the kitchen staff for baked beans on a plate He ate them up and then he started dancing with his date His dance was pretty awful but the tune he played was great 2 October 2021 For May the Gas be with you farts part 2 contest Sponsor: Chantelle Anne Cooke

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Janice Canerdy

Date: 10/11/2021 11:28:00 AM

Ewwww! Pass the air freshener. Good one, Terry. CONGRATS on your win. Janice

Terry Flood
Date: 10/11/2021 11:36:00 AM

Thanks Janice. Pleased you enjoyed. Terry

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 10/10/2021 9:04:00 AM

Back with Congratulations on this win. A fun story/write. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. Have a blessed day................

Terry Flood
Date: 10/11/2021 11:35:00 AM

Thanks again, Paula.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/3/2021 4:52:00 PM

Hello Terry ... another of your fine humorous verses to keep us all smiling - thank you Terry - Lindsay

Terry Flood
Date: 10/11/2021 11:33:00 AM

Thanks Lindsay. Glad you enjoyed, Terry

Rico Leffanta

Date: 10/3/2021 11:15:00 AM

Left them gas ping, did he?

Terry Flood
Date: 10/3/2021 2:12:00 PM

I think someone might have opened a window, Rico. :-)

Gary Radice

Date: 10/3/2021 1:16:00 AM

..I just hope he didn't follow through...:) When it comes to Sunday morning smiles your humour reigns Mr Flood. Cheers - Gary

Terry Flood
Date: 10/3/2021 1:54:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed, Gary. I’m in an extended block right now, interspersed with the occasional spark. It’s given me a chance to get other stuff done but I’ll be glad to get ‘it’ back.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 10/2/2021 2:14:00 PM

Way toooooo funny/cute. Good luck in the contest with your "Toot Toot." Have a blessed day writing away................

Terry Flood
Date: 10/3/2021 1:56:00 AM

Thanks Paula. Had intended to take it further but I decided that I probably couldn’t top verse two.

L Milton Hankins

Date: 10/2/2021 1:48:00 PM

Good one, Terry. Nothing like tooting a tune! Best of luck in the contest.

Terry Flood
Date: 10/3/2021 1:58:00 AM

Thanks, Milt. Not much going on upstairs right now, so I was pleased to drag this from the void. Terry