Rooty Toot Toot

Young Chuckie has only one vice
He does it each day, sometimes twice
     While Mum eyes with scorn
     Chuck toots his own horn
He’ll toot your horn too for a price





December 26, 2018
For Tania’s “Bawdy Humor” contest.
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Wolf Avatar
January 2, 2019 at 8:06 PM
Naughty, naughty // Nice and bawdy! // Congrats on your win in the contest, Carolyn. Best wishes, Gershon
Marcum Wong Avatar
January 1, 2019 at 11:04 PM
OMG...this is so clever and cute Carolyn! I would have had it in First Place! I wasn't expecting the cute ending and that made it even better! Congratulations on your win! : ) xxoo
Morris Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 5:26 PM
Oh, boy! Good one. :-)
Allison Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 4:52 PM
Dropping back to say many congrats on your win Carolyn :-) hugs Jan xx
Kitchin Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 4:47 PM
Ha ha, a really good bawdy one, congratulations on your winning placement!
Messina Avatar
December 31, 2018 at 5:36 AM
Uh oh, that was my nickname lol Love this one. Good luck in the contest...Charlie
Callus Avatar
December 29, 2018 at 3:54 PM
Naughty, but definitely hilarious, Carolyn:) I've written one, but, on second thoughts, won't post...it's too bawdy for my own liking!! I'll be coming back with congrats! Hugs // paul
Laurie Avatar
December 28, 2018 at 7:21 PM
G'day Carolyn … love reading a good bawdy limerick, and yours is a beauty full of … having a blast - thanks Carolyn - Lindsay
Godwin Avatar
December 28, 2018 at 9:44 AM
Oh, you did good at being bad - love it, love it - great delivery. Poetry hugs ... CayCay
La France Avatar
December 27, 2018 at 8:25 PM
Carolyn, this is a good limerick for the contest, I am trying to come up with something but it is really not my style to write bawdy, so not sure if I can come up with anything ~
Proxenos Avatar
December 27, 2018 at 9:37 AM
Hi Carolyn, a little like Rico's limericks - naughty and nice, perhaps young Chuckie is about to go thrice! Did I thank you for my 3rd placing - as it was my fist contest Hubby is proud of me! Love and hugs, Jennifer.
Devonshire Avatar
December 27, 2018 at 11:34 AM
Thank you, Jennifer. I'm a big fan of Rico's limericks.
Vaso Avatar
December 27, 2018 at 4:24 AM
When you make make people laugh, you make them happy, loved this!
Devonshire Avatar
December 27, 2018 at 6:26 AM
Don't worry; be happy. Thanks for reading, Arthur. I'm hoping your latest post succeeds in getting the message out.
Canerdy Avatar
December 26, 2018 at 8:49 PM
Good one, Carolyn! Janice
Pandit Avatar
December 26, 2018 at 6:38 PM
Some will brag and boast..you named your poem well..Best for a win, Carolyn.
Faulkner Avatar
December 26, 2018 at 5:12 PM
I really feel for the poor Mom - great entry for the contest!
Allison Avatar
December 26, 2018 at 5:09 PM
oh so funny Carolyn really made me giggle:-) hugs Jan xx
Andresen Avatar
December 26, 2018 at 5:05 PM
- Bawdy in the best way ... lol ... well done and luck in the contest, dear Carolyn :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Devonshire Avatar
December 26, 2018 at 5:36 PM
Didn't like being naughty, but she did say "Bawdy."
Dietrich Avatar
December 26, 2018 at 4:54 PM
I could have sworn I remarked to it earlier??
Dietrich Avatar
December 26, 2018 at 4:54 PM
Yours is bawdy, just as a limerick SHOULD be. VERY good work, my friend.
Devonshire Avatar
December 27, 2018 at 6:28 AM
Appreciate your feedback, Andrea, and thanks for reading.
Green Avatar
December 26, 2018 at 4:54 PM
This was cute Carolyn and actually really funny. He sounds like a horny guy to me. :)
Devonshire Avatar
December 26, 2018 at 5:34 PM
LOL Thanks for reading, Chris
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