Best Tina Poems

Original limerick  written by Jan Allison


A petite ballerina named Tina
Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack 
She was on the attack
At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’

Her suitors would then try to dodge her 
After insults on...

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Tina’s  Fatal Attraction

With kid gloves   Tina loved to play		

When hubby was working away			

She got a surprising fright			

When he came home early one night		

Instead of a fight      				

 Off went the lights      ...

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Tina - At Home In Our Hearts

Tina came to us as one in a pair
With a sweet disposition – beyond compare.
A loving heart was hers to give,
And give, she did as long as she lived.

Britney, on the other hand
Acted as one from an outlaw band
Poodle...

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A petite ballerina named Tina
Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack 
She was on the attack
At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’

Her suitors would then try to dodge her 
After insults on their little todger
But listen up guys
I...

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My
way or
highway-
a singular 
choice...

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My Sister when I was about 8 1/2, I am 38 now, passed away but before she did, she told 
everyone this... "I am going to be Ok, and will be with God... I will get a new pair of lungs and 
some wings to...

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It has been many years and I have had many struggles, and though I was sad when my Sister 
passed... because I love her, and missed her so. I always knew that it was going to be Ok... 
because she always moved and was eager...

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Tina Turner is, and will always be, the greatest female rock star of the 1980s to the 21st
century. All the rock music fans know that her real name was Anna Mae Bulllock. Her music
was so entertaining, it's like going to a mini-rock concert in Los...

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Nurse Tina went to work one day, feeling pretty good.
Things usually didn’t work out, just as she thought they should.
Today she said would be different; I feel it in my bones.
She smiled at everyone she met, despite her college’s groans.
She floated in and out of...

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She reminded me of my Sister Tina... She had been adopted by a Christian Minister and her 
family, as we all eventually were, each separately adopted... who lived life to the fullest of 
faith. As they adopted so many children that had their own particular...

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Disappointed Tina

Tina was  mad, 
 
thought  she gotten a lad	

that would fulfill her dreams

 turning whispers into screams   

First night in bed under the spread

there was nothing there to grab

That’s when mean Tina kicked Fred out of bed

By; Eve Roper &...

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TINA'S BIRTHDAY.

I am so excited,my little hands prepare,
For a party magical,unique that will be rare.

Its my dearest friend Tina's birthday,
A pixie cutest and tiniest of today.

Sunshine amiably reflects a smile like a pogo baby,
Daisies,lilies,roses in  my garden get flowy.

Flowers wear makeup for Tina's bouquet,
Devoted...

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You were such a tiny little puppy when

we got you, only 6 weeks old.

Training you was so easy and fun

to do, what a heart you had little girl.

When you were full grown you were

not much bigger than when we got you.

Sleeping by my wife Judy...

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"I've been takin' on a new direction, but I have to say, I've been
thinkin' about my own protection, it scares me to feel this way."

                   ...

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I am stuck in an elevator with Cher, Tina Turner, Bette Midler,
Pink, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga when
Liza Minnelli drops in from a tiny opening in the roof.
We all scream “LIZA!” and then we whip out our instruments.

To be fair, I do not...

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