Disappointed Tina

Disappointed Tina Tina was mad, thought she gotten a lad that would fulfill her dreams turning whispers into screams First night in bed under the spread there was nothing there to grab That’s when mean Tina kicked Fred out of bed By; Eve Roper & Sonny Roper 3/21/2016 Inspired by Jan Allison's poem "Terrifying Tina" http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/terrifying_tina_770135 TERRIFYING TINA A petite ballerina named Tina Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner When she got in the sack She was on the attack At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’ Her suitors would then try to dodge her After insults on their little todger But listen up guys I have a surprise She’s transgender and she was once Rodger! 20th March 2016 Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2016 Continuation poem written by Sonny Roper TERRIFYING TINA PART 2 - COLLABORATION WITH SONNY ROPER Tina wanted a special honeymoon night She wanted everything to be just right Into his drink she slipped two little blue pills It was to enhance their midnight thrills Into the bed she jumped with her stud But the night suddenly turn into a dud Fred was in the land of dreams! As a joke it seems Someone had slipped Novocain into her Vaseline! Original Limerick by Jan Allison - the story of Tina continued by Sonny Roper 25th March 2016 Copyright © JAN ALLISON | Year Posted 2016 http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/terrifying_tina_part_2___collaboration_with_sonny_roper_771773