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A petite ballerina named Tina Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner When she got in the sack She was on the attack At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’ Her suitors would then try to dodge her After insults on their little todger But listen up guys I have a surprise She’s transgender and she was once Rodger! New or Old 4 - Poetry Contest Sponsored by Eve Roper 20th March 2016

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Date: 2/10/2017 6:37:00 AM
Hahahaha!!! Congrats Jan, for having your piece featured in the Poetrysoup homepage!!! ;-) Btw, try participating in Wergle Flomp Humor Contest!!! ;-D
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/10/2017 6:56:00 AM
Oh I'll look into that Teddy thanks for the head's up its not a name I'm familiar with:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/6/2016 5:18:00 AM
Cute one - love the humor! Congrats on your win!
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Date: 8/7/2016 2:38:00 PM
Thanks Jesse:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/5/2016 12:35:00 PM
Congrats on your superb win my friend. Hugs, Cloudy poet
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Date: 8/5/2016 2:22:00 PM
Thanks BL:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/5/2016 10:08:00 AM
Jan, congratulations on your win Hugs Eve
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/5/2016 2:22:00 PM
Thanks so much Eve I love this poem it still makes me giggle:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/26/2016 3:37:00 PM
So she should know! You naughty girl. Well done.
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Date: 3/27/2016 5:40:00 PM
lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/26/2016 12:47:00 PM
Congratulations on your win, Jan. The purpose of a limerick is to make one laugh and you have succeeded it at it!!! Have a Happy Easter with your loved ones. Hugs, Andrew.
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Date: 3/27/2016 5:41:00 PM
Thanks Andrew I love the limerick form:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/26/2016 10:42:00 AM
Roger? Lol! Congrats on your win!
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Date: 3/27/2016 5:40:00 PM
lol :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/25/2016 9:15:00 PM
Congrats on your win Jan
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Date: 3/26/2016 3:41:00 AM
Thanks Joseph - Sonny Roper has added another stanza and continued the Tina story so I've posted it as a collab lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/24/2016 7:32:00 AM
This rhyme must have ruined Tina's day if she saw it, lol. Congrats Jan, for your placement in the contest!!! ;-)
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Date: 3/24/2016 7:45:00 AM
LOL I am sure it would lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/23/2016 5:37:00 PM
Jan, congrats on your placement on the contest!! :)-luloo
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Date: 3/23/2016 5:39:00 PM
Thanks Luloo:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/23/2016 3:05:00 PM
Oh My! What a Hooter. Congratulations, I think...
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Date: 3/23/2016 3:08:00 PM
LOl Thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/23/2016 1:49:00 PM
You've cheered me up again, thanks for the laughs :)
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Date: 3/23/2016 2:46:00 PM
aww I am so glad Cas - I hope you are feeling brighter after all the fun poems you have read:-) I know it's a recently written poem but I do thinks its funny and its great to get more exposure to a poem through a contest:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/22/2016 3:51:00 PM
Hi Jan, Ha-ha! Double limerick with a double-whammy twist--excellent! Cheers, Brian
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Date: 3/22/2016 3:53:00 PM
I do appreciate you dropping by - thanks Brian:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/21/2016 8:00:00 PM
I saw this over at Arthur's place...I love it...I'm going to post one later
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Date: 3/22/2016 3:52:00 PM
Will drop by and read:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/21/2016 12:24:00 PM
so funny, jan.. that punchline knocked me off!.. whoot..huggs
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Date: 3/21/2016 2:30:00 PM
I was worried people may be offended by the punchline - but I think the twist in the ending of the poem is fun:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/21/2016 6:41:00 AM
A marvelous ballerina is Testosterone Tina!
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Date: 3/21/2016 2:30:00 PM
ha ha ha love that comment:-)hugs jan xx
Date: 3/20/2016 9:15:00 PM
Ha! Great limerick!
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Date: 3/21/2016 2:31:00 PM
Thanks Tom:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/20/2016 8:52:00 PM
Lol... you are so funny, and sweet, lol : )
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Date: 3/21/2016 2:29:00 PM
aww thanks so much:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/20/2016 8:06:00 PM
hahaha
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Date: 3/21/2016 2:29:00 PM
glad I made you smile:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/20/2016 7:35:00 PM
Creative work..Thanks for stopping by..Sara
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Date: 3/21/2016 2:29:00 PM
thanks sara:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/20/2016 7:08:00 PM
Hahaha..... I love your limerick you really got me laughing so hard :) a 7 and a Fav!!!
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Date: 3/21/2016 2:29:00 PM
Thanks Eve i sure had fun writing this one - i do worry where my muse gets its inspiration lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/20/2016 5:00:00 PM
Ah a lovely limerick to make us laugh on this wonderful St Paddy's day! Hugs!!!
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Date: 3/20/2016 5:04:00 PM
Ah Mr Vaso how kind of you to drop by and comment - hope I made you smile:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/20/2016 4:57:00 PM
I suppose this happens in real life!? This brought a shock and a good laugh! Hope all the prudes out there are not terribly offended. Thanks for reading my Marathon. Greek athletes did in fact run naked. / M
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Date: 3/20/2016 5:03:00 PM
I have no idea if it happens in real life Maurice I just have no control over what my muse will come up with next - I hope no one is offended by the twist at the end - it is tame compared to some thing's I've read on soup!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/20/2016 4:43:00 PM
Jan, silly is good and you sure made this one fun to read, it made me smile and gosh I needed to smile, 7 ~
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Date: 3/20/2016 4:44:00 PM
Glad I made you smile - my job has been done if i can raise a giggle or two:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/20/2016 2:24:00 PM
hahaha. AWESOME limerick, Jan. is it for a contest??
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/20/2016 2:26:00 PM
No just a silly fun poem poem I wrote last night:-) hugs jan xx
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