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Terrifying Tina

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A petite ballerina named Tina Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner When she got in the sack She was on the attack At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’ Her suitors would then try to dodge her After insults on their little todger But listen up guys I have a surprise She’s transgender and she was once Rodger! New or Old 4 - Poetry Contest Sponsored by Eve Roper 20th March 2016

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Teddy Kimathi

Date: 2/10/2017 6:37:00 AM

Hahahaha!!! Congrats Jan, for having your piece featured in the Poetrysoup homepage!!! ;-) Btw, try participating in Wergle Flomp Humor Contest!!! ;-D

Jan Allison
Date: 2/10/2017 6:56:00 AM

Oh I'll look into that Teddy thanks for the head's up its not a name I'm familiar with:-) hugs Jan xx

Jesse Day

Date: 8/6/2016 5:18:00 AM

Cute one - love the humor! Congrats on your win!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/7/2016 2:38:00 PM

Thanks Jesse:-) hugs Jan xx

Bl Devnath

Date: 8/5/2016 12:35:00 PM

Congrats on your superb win my friend. Hugs, Cloudy poet

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2016 2:22:00 PM

Thanks BL:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 8/5/2016 10:08:00 AM

Jan, congratulations on your win Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 8/5/2016 2:22:00 PM

Thanks so much Eve I love this poem it still makes me giggle:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 3/26/2016 3:37:00 PM

So she should know! You naughty girl. Well done.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/27/2016 5:40:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrew Crisci

Date: 3/26/2016 12:47:00 PM

Congratulations on your win, Jan. The purpose of a limerick is to make one laugh and you have succeeded it at it!!! Have a Happy Easter with your loved ones. Hugs, Andrew.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/27/2016 5:41:00 PM

Thanks Andrew I love the limerick form:-) hugs jan xx

Balveen Cheema

Date: 3/26/2016 10:42:00 AM

Roger? Lol! Congrats on your win!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/27/2016 5:40:00 PM

lol :-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 3/25/2016 9:15:00 PM

Congrats on your win Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 3/26/2016 3:41:00 AM

Thanks Joseph - Sonny Roper has added another stanza and continued the Tina story so I've posted it as a collab lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Teddy Kimathi

Date: 3/24/2016 7:32:00 AM

This rhyme must have ruined Tina's day if she saw it, lol. Congrats Jan, for your placement in the contest!!! ;-)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/24/2016 7:45:00 AM

LOL I am sure it would lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lu Loo

Date: 3/23/2016 5:37:00 PM

Jan, congrats on your placement on the contest!! :)-luloo

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2016 5:39:00 PM

Thanks Luloo:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 3/23/2016 3:05:00 PM

Oh My! What a Hooter. Congratulations, I think...

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2016 3:08:00 PM

LOl Thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 3/23/2016 1:49:00 PM

You've cheered me up again, thanks for the laughs :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2016 2:46:00 PM

aww I am so glad Cas - I hope you are feeling brighter after all the fun poems you have read:-) I know it's a recently written poem but I do thinks its funny and its great to get more exposure to a poem through a contest:-) hugs jan xx

Brian Mcclain

Date: 3/22/2016 3:51:00 PM

Hi Jan, Ha-ha! Double limerick with a double-whammy twist--excellent! Cheers, Brian

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2016 3:53:00 PM

I do appreciate you dropping by - thanks Brian:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 3/21/2016 8:00:00 PM

I saw this over at Arthur's place...I love it...I'm going to post one later

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2016 3:52:00 PM

Will drop by and read:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 3/21/2016 12:24:00 PM

so funny, jan.. that punchline knocked me off!.. whoot..huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2016 2:30:00 PM

I was worried people may be offended by the punchline - but I think the twist in the ending of the poem is fun:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Konos

Date: 3/21/2016 6:41:00 AM

A marvelous ballerina is Testosterone Tina!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2016 2:30:00 PM

ha ha ha love that comment:-)hugs jan xx

Tom Quigley

Date: 3/20/2016 9:15:00 PM

Ha! Great limerick!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2016 2:31:00 PM

Thanks Tom:-) hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 3/20/2016 8:52:00 PM

Lol... you are so funny, and sweet, lol : )

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2016 2:29:00 PM

aww thanks so much:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 3/20/2016 8:06:00 PM

hahaha

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2016 2:29:00 PM

glad I made you smile:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 3/20/2016 7:35:00 PM

Creative work..Thanks for stopping by..Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2016 2:29:00 PM

thanks sara:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 3/20/2016 7:08:00 PM

Hahaha..... I love your limerick you really got me laughing so hard :) a 7 and a Fav!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/21/2016 2:29:00 PM

Thanks Eve i sure had fun writing this one - i do worry where my muse gets its inspiration lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 3/20/2016 5:00:00 PM

Ah a lovely limerick to make us laugh on this wonderful St Paddy's day! Hugs!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2016 5:04:00 PM

Ah Mr Vaso how kind of you to drop by and comment - hope I made you smile:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 3/20/2016 4:57:00 PM

I suppose this happens in real life!? This brought a shock and a good laugh! Hope all the prudes out there are not terribly offended. Thanks for reading my Marathon. Greek athletes did in fact run naked. / M

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2016 5:03:00 PM

I have no idea if it happens in real life Maurice I just have no control over what my muse will come up with next - I hope no one is offended by the twist at the end - it is tame compared to some thing's I've read on soup!:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 3/20/2016 4:43:00 PM

Jan, silly is good and you sure made this one fun to read, it made me smile and gosh I needed to smile, 7 ~

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2016 4:44:00 PM

Glad I made you smile - my job has been done if i can raise a giggle or two:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/20/2016 2:24:00 PM

hahaha. AWESOME limerick, Jan. is it for a contest??

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2016 2:26:00 PM

No just a silly fun poem poem I wrote last night:-) hugs jan xx