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Terrifying Tina

A petite ballerina named Tina
Seemed serene but she couldn’t be meaner
When she got in the sack 
She was on the attack
At the size and the shape of his ‘wiener’

Her suitors would then try to dodge her 
After insults on their little todger
But listen up guys
I have a surprise
She’s transgender and she was once Rodger!


New or Old 4 - Poetry Contest Sponsored by Eve Roper

20th March 2016

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Teddy Kimathi February 10, 2017 at 6:37 AM Hahahaha!!! Congrats Jan, for having your piece featured in the Poetrysoup homepage!!! ;-) Btw, try participating in Wergle Flomp Humor Contest!!! ;-D Jan Allison February 10, 2017 at 6:56 AM Oh I'll look into that Teddy thanks for the head's up its not a name I'm familiar with:-) hugs Jan xx

Jesse Day August 6, 2016 at 5:18 AM Cute one - love the humor! Congrats on your win! Jan Allison August 7, 2016 at 2:38 PM Thanks Jesse:-) hugs Jan xx

Bl Devnath August 5, 2016 at 12:35 PM Congrats on your superb win my friend. Hugs, Cloudy poet Jan Allison August 5, 2016 at 2:22 PM Thanks BL:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper August 5, 2016 at 10:08 AM Jan, congratulations on your win Hugs Eve Jan Allison August 5, 2016 at 2:22 PM Thanks so much Eve I love this poem it still makes me giggle:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray March 26, 2016 at 3:37 PM So she should know! You naughty girl. Well done. Jan Allison March 27, 2016 at 5:40 PM lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrew Crisci March 26, 2016 at 12:47 PM Congratulations on your win, Jan. The purpose of a limerick is to make one laugh and you have succeeded it at it!!! Have a Happy Easter with your loved ones. Hugs, Andrew. Jan Allison March 27, 2016 at 5:41 PM Thanks Andrew I love the limerick form:-) hugs jan xx

Balveen Cheema March 26, 2016 at 10:42 AM Roger? Lol! Congrats on your win! Jan Allison March 27, 2016 at 5:40 PM lol :-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May March 25, 2016 at 9:15 PM Congrats on your win Jan Jan Allison March 26, 2016 at 3:41 AM Thanks Joseph - Sonny Roper has added another stanza and continued the Tina story so I've posted it as a collab lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Teddy Kimathi March 24, 2016 at 7:32 AM This rhyme must have ruined Tina's day if she saw it, lol. Congrats Jan, for your placement in the contest!!! ;-) Jan Allison March 24, 2016 at 7:45 AM LOL I am sure it would lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Beautiful Scars March 23, 2016 at 5:37 PM Jan, congrats on your placement on the contest!! :)-luloo Jan Allison March 23, 2016 at 5:39 PM Thanks Luloo:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith March 23, 2016 at 3:05 PM Oh My! What a Hooter. Congratulations, I think... Jan Allison March 23, 2016 at 3:08 PM LOl Thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance March 23, 2016 at 1:49 PM You've cheered me up again, thanks for the laughs :) Jan Allison March 23, 2016 at 2:46 PM aww I am so glad Cas - I hope you are feeling brighter after all the fun poems you have read:-) I know it's a recently written poem but I do thinks its funny and its great to get more exposure to a poem through a contest:-) hugs jan xx

Brian Mcclain March 22, 2016 at 3:51 PM Hi Jan, Ha-ha! Double limerick with a double-whammy twist--excellent! Cheers, Brian Jan Allison March 22, 2016 at 3:53 PM I do appreciate you dropping by - thanks Brian:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith March 21, 2016 at 8:00 PM I saw this over at Arthur's place...I love it...I'm going to post one later Jan Allison March 22, 2016 at 3:52 PM Will drop by and read:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud March 21, 2016 at 12:24 PM so funny, jan.. that punchline knocked me off!.. whoot..huggs Jan Allison March 21, 2016 at 2:30 PM I was worried people may be offended by the punchline - but I think the twist in the ending of the poem is fun:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Konos March 21, 2016 at 6:41 AM A marvelous ballerina is Testosterone Tina! Jan Allison March 21, 2016 at 2:30 PM ha ha ha love that comment:-)hugs jan xx

Tom Quigley March 20, 2016 at 9:15 PM Ha! Great limerick! Jan Allison March 21, 2016 at 2:31 PM Thanks Tom:-) hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop March 20, 2016 at 8:52 PM Lol... you are so funny, and sweet, lol : ) Jan Allison March 21, 2016 at 2:29 PM aww thanks so much:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance March 20, 2016 at 8:06 PM hahaha Jan Allison March 21, 2016 at 2:29 PM glad I made you smile:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Kendrick March 20, 2016 at 7:35 PM Creative work..Thanks for stopping by..Sara Jan Allison March 21, 2016 at 2:29 PM thanks sara:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper March 20, 2016 at 7:08 PM Hahaha..... I love your limerick you really got me laughing so hard :) a 7 and a Fav!!! Jan Allison March 21, 2016 at 2:29 PM Thanks Eve i sure had fun writing this one - i do worry where my muse gets its inspiration lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso March 20, 2016 at 5:00 PM Ah a lovely limerick to make us laugh on this wonderful St Paddy's day! Hugs!!! Jan Allison March 20, 2016 at 5:04 PM Ah Mr Vaso how kind of you to drop by and comment - hope I made you smile:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler March 20, 2016 at 4:57 PM I suppose this happens in real life!? This brought a shock and a good laugh! Hope all the prudes out there are not terribly offended. Thanks for reading my Marathon. Greek athletes did in fact run naked. / M Jan Allison March 20, 2016 at 5:03 PM I have no idea if it happens in real life Maurice I just have no control over what my muse will come up with next - I hope no one is offended by the twist at the end - it is tame compared to some thing's I've read on soup!:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France March 20, 2016 at 4:43 PM Jan, silly is good and you sure made this one fun to read, it made me smile and gosh I needed to smile, 7 ~ Jan Allison March 20, 2016 at 4:44 PM Glad I made you smile - my job has been done if i can raise a giggle or two:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich March 20, 2016 at 2:24 PM I saw what you said to Kieth. you really should do a silly book!! Jan Allison March 20, 2016 at 2:26 PM Thanks Andrea I truly do value YOUR opinion:-)hugs jan xx

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