Tina and Miss Myrtle

Nurse Tina went to work one day, feeling pretty good.
Things usually didn’t work out, just as she thought they should.
Today she said would be different; I feel it in my bones.
She smiled at everyone she met, despite her college’s groans.
She floated in and out of rooms, gave lots of special care.
Her patients were all smiling, as if happy being there.

It was shortly after lunch time when Myrtle rang the nurse.
Tina came into the room, where the lady held her purse.
Where are you going Miss Myrtle? Asked Tina soft and sweet,
Then sat her down upon the bed as she tried standing on her feet.
Nurse Tina dear, I sadly fear that I must use the Lu,
And time is running out my love, now you have things to do.

Hold it, hold it, was all the nurse could say,
Then ran to find the wheelchair they’d used earlier that day.
Now Myrtles face was turning blue,
Waiting for that mobile Lu.
Not yet! Not yet! Exclaims Tina in her face,
I have to slip the bedpan safely in its place.

Ahhhhh, Myrtle she was happy now, her look was just sublime,
As she jumped into the wheelchair, I swear in record time.
STOP RIGHT NOW, STOP RIGHT NOW called Tina with a shout,
For in Myrtles rush to sit down, the pan went flying out.
Ohhhh the nurses day was shattered now, from the lady and the Lu,
But Miss Myrtles smile was that of bliss, As she finished going poo.

Brenda Meier-Hans
08.01.2014
5th
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Deschler Avatar
September 20, 2014 at 12:00 AM
A very humorous and entertaining poem that was so well written! Congrats on your win, Brenda!
Mehta Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 8:23 AM
Enjoyed the humor in the poem, congrats, Brenda
Nance Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 6:01 AM
That is a very funny poem, glad to have read and glad to see it on the winners list, well done :)
Mcintosh Avatar
September 13, 2014 at 2:07 AM
This is adorable... I love it. God bless you and Tina. Happy writing and Love and prayers, Gina
A. Sharma Avatar
September 12, 2014 at 11:24 PM
Wow great humour n brilliant write Brenda! Congrats on huge win!
River Avatar
September 12, 2014 at 6:30 PM
THIS IS FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY I really liked it. It has a good twist at the end.If I had been there. I would have probably been on the floor laughing and making my own mess. But then... the clean up part would come, and that would not be so fun to do.Not mention the wearing of the evidence of a fearful accident that came all to true GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! echo echo echo write congratskriver
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September 12, 2014 at 2:00 PM
Brenda, Congratulations, on your awesome win. Thank you for supporting one of my latest contest. Enjoy my newest blog "A Senior Moment" if you'd like. LOVE LINDA
Allison Avatar
August 28, 2014 at 12:12 PM
hilarious write Brenda:-) hugs jan
Meier-Hans Avatar
August 28, 2014 at 1:38 PM
Thanks Jan. For your comment and for looking.
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