Best Stoned Poems

I feel privileged.

I have been chosen by the Government 
as part of a group testing something called 
Edible Clinical Marijuana.

Honestly I half expected it to look like a Burrito 
because the name sounds sort of Mexican. 

It actually looks more like a brownie. 
I’m am...

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I feel like, I'm like, like I'm, um like, um, um, um...I feel like I feel...

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In seeming innocence		you lie in the warm ochre
in the center of a dust-kicked street,
a remnant of larger issues	crushed to just the right size
	 by killing blows.

Before the mob merged   before catcalls
raised the hairs on the back of your neck,
you had been of a...

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Could not believe that I 
Would find out on my own
And how I would feel so frozen
Like I am trapped inside a stone

When there isn’t any difference
Between all of them and you
And one thing I have noticed
The many are now the few

Locked inside a prism
And...

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Stone Age
Marble stone
Stone mason
One stone left unturned
Stone cold
Tombstone
Stoned...

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vines grow free
the ruins crashed in nature
gray and green...

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Elemental dissonance

Poly-plated string guess

Depressive spine edge

Identity description cubed

Waterfalls negative score

Abyssal language drops


Hole numeral planification

Horizontal ship oval dust

Sea’s sloped gravitational

Octagon growth


Lack of facts and matter

Undertone course kaleidoscope

Particular perimeter blast

Empty can tomatoes

Protostar geometric syndrome

Indifferent neurotransmission

Necrotic wavelength voice

Breakfast experience lost



[Stone…stone…stone…stone…]...

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The bounce of the stone
is the aggression of the stone...

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I have been stoned,
 born the wrong color.
driven from my native soil,
crushed like pigs on ships,
delivered into slavery.

and I was crushed when
Lincoln died, but freed us,
climbed and conquered racist mountains,
Malcolm X rebuilding us,
Kennedy revitalizing lost spirits,
King delivered us from temptation.

I have built a new history...

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She likes to get high
it heightens her affections
soon we will fly
just below Orion's belt
sailing off the evening breeze...

Awaiting your lips to steal my soul
your tongue or a love stoned kiss
soothing this moonlight drifter tonight
it is raspy cool and the stars are out
flickering on a steel...

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rocky wind blows
stoning my heart
boulders crush
our love...

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I'm baked
I'm baked
One toke is all it taked....

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Look at my rough externality
My coarse exterior scrapes
And can be felt to be irregular
As I enjoy the harsh landscapes
I have colors of black and gray
Nothing exciting I must say
I am the size of a basic marble
But not as smooth or symmetric
I can fit in the...

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Stoned in Stonehenge


Fluid
Druid



8/19/2014
for Andrea Dietrich
Let’s Keep Footling Around contest...

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Imagine there's no cupcake
Someone in the house ate yours
No Krispy Kremes or KitKats
No pudding pops or s'mores
Imagine there's no halva 
Behind cupboard doors, oo hoo oo....

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