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Premium Member The Stoned Pen - Humor

I feel privileged.

I have been chosen by the Government 
as part of a group testing something called 
Edible Clinical Marijuana.

Honestly I half expected it to look like a Burrito 
because the name sounds sort of Mexican. 

It actually looks more like a brownie. 
I’m am about to take a bite so hold on.

Yum,

tasty!

So here is the point 
I am suppose to consume
one half of a brownie
then fill out this sheet 
giving them my feedback. 

Hold on 
I am going to have a few more bites. 

Okay, 
no wait,
milk would go great
with these babies.

I’ll be back.

(after a long while)

OK, sew sorry I was gonna while

I was staring inside my fridge\

for a while'

tying to remember 
I think I wanted a glass of ink%

aktiually I’m dinking from the bodle@ 

I am eating my forth brownie 
as I was instructured to do; 

Did they say four or? ate 
cause these. are tasty

And/

aaaahhhhhhh,,

tasty^ 

tayysstee^ 

hahahahahahahahaha""

a program on my compuwhatyoucallit
keeps underlyning my words 
with read squiggles=

hahahahahahahahaha

but it diidn’t underline squiggle#

hahahahahahahahaha

wel dats stoopid 
squiggle isa perfect lee 
good underlying word* 

stoopid Bill Gated^

hahahahahahaha?haha

sorry I ment Will Gated~

so watt was I saying ]

oh yeah+ 

fill the sheet)

hahahahahahahahaha

I don wanna sheet,

 tha is gaross[

heeres a pen

quesshun= Sex 

easy!

ansir; yes- please)

hahahahahahahahaha 

?why m i bein so polite

hahahahahahahahaha 

queshun! 

oh wow Blues Brothers on my TV

what was I spose? to do 

oh yeah watch tv 

why am i so angry hahahahahah++

hahahahahahahahaha

i mean hungary 

haahahahahah

h u n g r y

dere hungry>

hey look

brownies?

those look good 

hahahahahahahahaha

i con't tipe with mai mouth 
full dats rood/rood

i'll get bak too dis later..

sew as they say

hahahahahahahahaha

two bee contitnude
Form: Narrative

Premium Member Stoned

I feel like, I'm like, like I'm, um like, um, um, um...I feel like I feel
Form: Monoku

Premium Member Stoned

In seeming innocence		you lie in the warm ochre
in the center of a dust-kicked street,
a remnant of larger issues	crushed to just the right size
	 by killing blows.

Before the mob merged   before catcalls
raised the hairs on the back of your neck,
you had been of a favorite pet		a cherished wife.  

A wife and mother now lies dead	brought down by 
the bloodlust	
	of the men around her.

Today,   the stones are coated rust-red with her blood 
as another women of Iraq is laid low by the men who own them 
husbands sons and fathers. 



*Stoning is called Rajm in Islamic literature, and a practice found in United Arab Emirates, Iran, Iraq, Qatar, Mauritania, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Sudan, Yemen, Northern Nigeria, Aceh in Indonesia, Brunei, and Pakistan. Stoning is part & parcel of patriarchal societies.


Premium Member Stoned

Could not believe that I 
Would find out on my own
And how I would feel so frozen
Like I am trapped inside a stone

When there isn’t any difference
Between all of them and you
And one thing I have noticed
The many are now the few

Locked inside a prism
And no light is shining through
Keeps me here wondering
About things I never knew

I just get to impatient
And want to be left alone
Far away from your cold heart
That is as frozen as a stone

You can no longer damage
Something as broken as me 
As I watch your shallow image
that now sinks lower than the sea

It can be so difficult to say
Just exactly what you mean 
I would have sat and listened 
If you could have kept it clean

It is not the only time 
I have lost everything I owned
And it just does not bother me 
Because today I got so stoned
Form: Rhyme

Stoned

Stone Age
Marble stone
Stone mason
One stone left unturned
Stone cold
Tombstone
Stoned
Form: List

Gray-Stoned Vineyard

vines grow free
the ruins crashed in nature
gray and green
Form: Haiku


Stoned

Elemental dissonance

Poly-plated string guess

Depressive spine edge

Identity description cubed

Waterfalls negative score

Abyssal language drops


Hole numeral planification

Horizontal ship oval dust

Sea’s sloped gravitational

Octagon growth


Lack of facts and matter

Undertone course kaleidoscope

Particular perimeter blast

Empty can tomatoes

Protostar geometric syndrome

Indifferent neurotransmission

Necrotic wavelength voice

Breakfast experience lost



[Stone…stone…stone…stone…]
Form:

Premium Member Stoned Chihuahua

I'm baked
I'm baked
One toke is all it taked.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member I Have Been Stoned

I have been stoned,
 born the wrong color.
driven from my native soil,
crushed like pigs on ships,
delivered into slavery.

and I was crushed when
Lincoln died, but freed us,
climbed and conquered racist mountains,
Malcolm X rebuilding us,
Kennedy revitalizing lost spirits,
King delivered us from temptation.

I have built a new history of me,
opened new opportunities,
became a citizen of the land,
and gained the right to die a free man.

Stoned

The bounce of the stone
is the aggression of the stone
Form: Nonet

Premium Member John Lennon Gets the Munchies

Imagine there's no cupcake
Someone in the house ate yours
No Krispy Kremes or KitKats
No pudding pops or s'mores
Imagine there's no halva 
Behind cupboard doors, oo hoo oo.
Form: Lyric

Stoned Love

She likes to get high
it heightens her affections
soon we will fly
just below Orion's belt
sailing off the evening breeze...

Awaiting your lips to steal my soul
your tongue or a love stoned kiss
soothing this moonlight drifter tonight
it is raspy cool and the stars are out
flickering on a steel blue horizon...

After nights of smoke and wine
shadows yield to spots of sunshine
we awaken to rooster-crowing sunrise
the blue birds singing through atoms of air
sitting upon a morning cloud...
~ ~ ~

Stoned To Death

rocky wind blows
stoning my heart
boulders crush
our love
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Stoned In Stonehenge - Footle

Stoned in Stonehenge


Fluid
Druid



8/19/2014
for Andrea Dietrich
Let’s Keep Footling Around contest
Form: Footle

Premium Member Stoned

Look at my rough externality
My coarse exterior scrapes
And can be felt to be irregular
As I enjoy the harsh landscapes
I have colors of black and gray
Nothing exciting I must say
I am the size of a basic marble
But not as smooth or symmetric
I can fit in the hands
Of a kids dirty palm
Perfect size to be thrown
In anger or as in play
I’m confident in my pride
As being a little stone
May you find me alluring
As a child already does

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