Best Spicy Poems

It was a nightmare of a boat trip
I almost choked to death on an orange pip
They did not strain the juice well
And from a small pip, I gasped for air and started to swell
If it weren’t for a crewmember named William Patel
Well…
I stayed in bed...

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I still savor the thought of the zest that I caught
When you joined us that night after school.
Tara figured out why, since she’s so sage and sly;
She left early to show it was cool.

With her sis Tara-gon, Ginger sighed with a yawn,
“My, it’s late!” to...

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Spicy
Spicy...

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Fast Food Epulaeryu

Chicken dances on my tongue
Spicy flavor heats
Teeth dissolve it one by one
Chewing up my treat
Flavor can’t be beat
Now it’s gone
Drink!

By Julian Egona...

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Enjoying a placid lake, so quiet
Fox trotting, sniffing the ground-
   Then a loud, shrill scream of a
spoiled child.

Serene path, I walk as the guest of light breeze,
hand in hand strolling with my love
   Then clouds burst into a sprawling
northern freeze.

Dirty snow,...

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These chillies are so spicy and hot
And they could change your sex life  a lot
Cos if you’re in the mood
Grab this hot spicy food
It may work...why not give it a shot

If your brewer’s  droop is just brewing 
But your lady fancies some screwing
Try...

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The Tex-Mex festival was bountiful
But it scratched my innards, much like steel wool

     When the cramps began
     Oh, how fast I ran

My impersonation of Old Faithful...

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(Servings – multiple)

Ingredients.

1.	Some poetry mood – to choice.
2.	One pack of Instant hot ideas.
3.	Cups of Poetry techniques – existing and new, to taste.
4.	Poetry form – to choice
5.	Suitable environment – to choice.
6.	Spices: Loads of ideas recollected.
           ...

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Stop watching me with those derisory eyes 
sweet like bear claw
spicy like a bell pepper
give me back my barette
I'm not letting my hair down'
from cooties to copacetic my biggest disease
jus like when u was  freshman
lost your retainer cried all day
give me back my fanny...

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One afternoon
with Ginger and Basil
we met an old sage
whose voice was quite nasal

He told us our lives
were in need of some spice
which got me to thinking
of my favorite rice

So my two friends and I
spent the afternoon looking
for wonderful foods
to take home and start cooking

Rosemary stopped...

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Spicy food, Spicy food;
Wonderful sight to see
From villages to towns everywhere Spicy food,
While my passion for food goes beyond me.

Spicy Chicken, Spicy Chicken;
I can less control myself for thee 
I can see everywhere dancing Spicy Chicken,
In the summer's day I don't prefer to drink tea.

Spicy...

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""Entirely you know 
I cannot change 
the whole of the 
World all on my 
own." - 


"Or can I?"  

"I mean whom 
better to start 
with?"" 


""Yes, finding I 
am; Humility 
raises no 
defense 
or real 
doubt for-
nor rouses  
up no great ...

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Italian recipes I do absolutely love
especially enticed with some spice
plenty of water at your side
cools the tongue with a little ice

Spaghetti Bolognese is my fav
brings one such Italia taste
takes you back to la Roma
such memories not want to waste

Sitting at your table in anticipation
eyes set...

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McCarthy got guffaws each week
		on SNL dressed like a geek.
		While mimicking Spicer,
		she could’ve been nicer
		on her souped-up platform so sleek!




	 	Comic actress Melissa McCarthy, on a motorized
                platform that moved...

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Carpooling in the Monday traffic jam
Pondering what we are and who I am
Now that we finally raised a family
Is there anything left just for you and me

Seems each week is just like the one before	
So what have we both been working for
Too many years lost...

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