She Likes It Hot and Spicy - Bawdy Limerick

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My hubby took this photo... it inspired me to write this bawdy poem!

These chillies are so spicy and hot
And they could change your sex life  a lot
Cos if you’re in the mood
Grab this hot spicy food
It may work...why not give it a shot

If your brewer’s  droop is just brewing 
But your lady fancies some screwing
Try some natural Viagra 
She’ll be willing to bag ya
Soon you’ll both be billing and cooing

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Jack Horne

Date: 9/12/2017 12:05:00 PM

LOL, had a chuckle at these : )

Jan Allison
Date: 9/12/2017 5:14:00 PM

I couldn't believe the picture lol so i had to write a poem about it :-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 9/9/2017 4:31:00 PM

Wow, I didn't see that one coming.(If you'll excuse the expression) Crazy, and little more intimate than bawdy I thought. In other words.....WELL DONE!!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/10/2017 3:32:00 PM

Lol I should have described it as 'hot' rather than bawdy lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 9/8/2017 8:26:00 AM

Honey I hate to nag ya, but did you take your viagra? Wow, a new definition of the Red Hot Chile Peckers! uh... I mean peppers huggacoos ~ john

Russell Sivey

Date: 9/8/2017 3:59:00 AM

Oh my Jan! You wrote a very sensual write here my friend! You are right, this is a bawdy poem, but it is well done! I surely enjoyed reading this funny poem this morning! You have written a masterful limerick, such skill you have Jan! What a fabulous piece, Great Work!!