Best Sneezed Poems

She throws her head back 
And let's out from her small mouth
A huge, loud, boisterous, horrific,
But beautiful, rip-roaring, ear-splitting sneeze.

I think to myself
Where can such a petite, quiet, demure, classy lady
Get the energy to snort like a jet breaking the sound barrier?
Where does all her...

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The majestic oak,    
Resting in its leafy shade-
Photosynthesis....

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Valleys...Mountains...Bwaaa!
    Poles...Equator...Oceans...   
   Germs Gotcha? ---Ah-Choo!...

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