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Why Our Beer Is Now Green

There once was a man named O'Dean
Who wasn't too bright or too keen
He sneezed at the bar
Filling everyone's jar
And, that's why our beer is now green
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Nance Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 5:33 PM
Hahaaha Funny. Grats on your win my friend, hugs xxx
Horsch Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 8:16 AM
It's about time you stopped by. Just kidding. It's nice to here from you always.....hugs....luv....Roger
Kimathi Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 10:41 AM
The sneezing sure changed the beer's color. lol. Congrats to you Roger!!! ;-)
Horsch Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 8:15 AM
Thanks Teddy, Now you know where green beer comes from.
Konos Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 9:21 AM
Hoopla! Congrats on you win!
Horsch Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 8:14 AM
Thanks Judy, your too kind
Dietrich Avatar
April 29, 2015 at 11:14 PM
GREAT limerick this is. Congrats. It's excellent in fact.
Horsch Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 5:52 AM
You should remember this one Andrea, I won with this one in one of your contests.......Hugs.....Roger
Lawless Avatar
April 29, 2015 at 10:41 PM
Congrats on the win Roger
Horsch Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 5:51 AM
Thanks John, it was fun.
Nunez Avatar
April 29, 2015 at 7:33 PM
Eww...hahaha. Great beer! I mean great lim, Roger! Congrats! :) :) Kim
Horsch Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 5:49 AM
Thanks Kim, It was Written for Saint Patrick's Day.......Hugs.....Roger
Roper Avatar
April 29, 2015 at 7:00 PM
Hahaha.... Funny! Congratulations on your wonderful win a 7:~)
Horsch Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 5:48 AM
Thanks Eve, It is wonderful....Hugs....Roger
Smith Avatar
April 29, 2015 at 5:37 PM
Loved it congrats
Horsch Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 5:46 AM
Thanks Tim, It was fun.
A  Avatar
April 29, 2015 at 5:25 PM
ROGER, Congratulations...... SKAT LOVE
Horsch Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 5:46 AM
Thank you Skat, It's nice to hear from you......hugs.....Roger
A   Avatar
April 29, 2015 at 4:53 PM
Nice win Roger..PD
Horsch Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 5:44 AM
Hi Linda, Thanks for stopping by......Hugs......Roger
Allison Avatar
April 29, 2015 at 3:50 PM
Many congrats on your 1st place Roger - the imagery had me laughing out loud:-) Hugs jan xx
Allison Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 5:50 AM
I had already placed it in first place - when I read it to my hubby we were both laughing - I thought it was brilliant! Hugs jan xx
Horsch Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 5:43 AM
Why thank you Jan, I was laughing when I wrote it....Hugs......Roger
Johnson Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 5:59 PM
Yuk, but a winner. congratulations. Love, joyce
Horsch Avatar
March 15, 2014 at 11:46 AM
Thank you Joyce, It may be yuk, but it was fun to write.....Hugs......Roger
Onclaud Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 5:38 PM
smashing wirite!.. congrats, roger!.. huggs
Horsch Avatar
March 15, 2014 at 11:48 AM
Hi Nette, When people drop there beer glass when theyfind uot how green beer is made. Then it might be smashing....Thank you......Hugs.....Roger
Guzzi Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 4:26 PM
OMG so good and right on the meter!! You go Roger Congrad's on your win! Light & Love
Horsch Avatar
March 15, 2014 at 11:49 AM
Thanks Debbie, Your too kind.....Roger
Ligon Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 3:11 PM
Ha ha ha..... gross! Perfect for St. Patrick's Day! Congrats on your amusing limerick! Poetic hugs.
Britt Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 2:48 PM
King of Limericks. I always knew you were a Royal 'Thain" Great win, Roger! Keep them coming, bro. Chris
Horsch Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 3:02 PM
Thanks Chris, Anything I can do to help....Roger
Britt Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 2:58 PM
Glad I didn't have to give up being Irish. Thanks for saving me. Chris
Jerden Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 1:29 PM
'Snot beer, if it's green, I say! Well done! Congratulations!
Horsch Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 1:35 PM
Thanks Roy, It turned out to be a good St.Patrick's day Limerick. What do you know about that.......Roger
Andresen Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 1:26 PM
- Congratulations "The best" limeric, (first place), Roger!! - Very well done :) - Have a enjoyable weekend :) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
Andresen Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 1:37 PM
- Fun to read limeric .......... but I've never written myself :)))
Horsch Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 1:34 PM
Thanks Anne, I was wondering if you would show up and say hi. So hi. This limerick was fun to write. May you have a enjoyable weekend too......Hugs.....Roger
Kendrick Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 1:19 PM
Ahh!! Great quality poetry!! Way to go with this win..Congrats..Sara
Horsch Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 1:24 PM
Thanks Sara, It's hard to believe that my silly poem won. But it did........Hugs......Roger
A  Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 12:29 PM
I'm proud of this one Roger, well deserved. Skat
Horsch Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 12:52 PM
Hey, It's the one and only Skat. Thanks. I had fun writing this one. I'm glad you had fun reading it......Hugs.....Roger
Callus Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 7:41 AM
Shall I call this 'black' or 'green' humour' ? :) Very good write. congrats on win. // paul
Horsch Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 9:46 AM
Thank you Paul, You can call it what ever you choose. Black or green, it dosn't matter.......Roger
Johnson Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 6:50 AM
OMG, That's disgusting and an awesome limy. :):):) Congrats on the 1st place win. She picked the right one. Peace. :)
Horsch Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 9:44 AM
Thank you Robert, But there were plenty of other good limericks in the contest too......Roger
Mehta Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 5:03 AM
Congratulations on the fine win in Limerick contest. Lovely humor, Roger
Horsch Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 9:43 AM
Thanks Dr. Ram, It is always a pleasure when you stop by......Roger
Walker  Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 2:11 AM
Congratulations on the win Rodger...Verlena
Horsch Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 9:40 AM
Thank you Verlena, It was nice to have you stop by.....Roger
Dietrich Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 1:53 AM
Perfection, Roger. You got the meter and the FUNNY. I LOVE this. Congrats. made me think of snot. hahaha
Horsch Avatar
March 14, 2014 at 9:39 AM
Hi Andrea, It was an honor to enter your contest. I had so much fun writing this limerick. I hope people still want to drink green beer. You know....knowing where it comes from and all.....Hugs......Roger
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