Best Shove Poems

The relativity of wealth and poverty
Amazing.
Einstein’s formulations pale
In juxtaposition to universal carnage.

Obese pigs of a glam, 
filled holes of cultural blacktop.
“Get your plump white asses off the necks 
of the weak!”
“Who the hell do you think you are anyway?”

The cyclic nature of problem and solution;
“Ahhhhhh,”...

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Take This Stinking Keyboard And Shove It
(Tribute to Johnny Paycheck)


Take this stinking keyboard and shove it
I ain't awritin' here no damn more.
Gone is my inspiration, O' how I loved it
damn it flew right out the back door!

My muse, she done left me in a hard...

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I filled out my taxes today.
The IRS said you must pay!
    Since you're still in jail.
    Then get out on bail.
Paying's much better that way!
.
I told them just where they could shove it.
They didn't like that not one bit.
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First comes orientation, so long and annoying!
From HIPPA to OSHA oh, how boring.

My first night, I made a mistake!
Oh, how I wish I would win a sweepstake!

The second night went by..
I hope no mistakes were found; sigh..

Tonight is my third, so far; so good.
I think...

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Shove me down the shallow water , 
Where the sound of the shrill shrieking subsides ..
Where stones float and bubbles drown , 
And toads make love to leaves 
And leaves to pebbles..
Shove me down the pond , 
In a manner , that I never make...

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Am I just one of a very rare few
That feels this love of love
Is it my age why I'm feeling this way
Don't feel I need a shove

Comes very natural to this old guy
As with the younger souls
Nothing special just run of the mill
Love is part...

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Go ahead and shove your ice spikese into my skin and pull out my soul 
Lodge your poisoned arrows in my damaged heart
Burn my eyes with your acid tears , stripe me out of everything and threw me to fall 
Go a head shatter me...

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Shove the lights up and reach high,
Forget about the bird, in the freezer:
Throw in the Celebrations, em, my,
Wrap ‘em all up until they’re cheerier.

Fight with the sim partner on money,
More is blessed when you’re tall,
Buy three birds in one, okay, honey,
Your technology is your best...

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Dear Mr Santa, I’ve been really good
I’ve done all the chores, I was told that I should
I know that it’s June and I shouldn’t be surly
I must send a gift and I must send it early 

So if you could handle this order for me
Delivered...

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When push comes to shove,
And life gives you no hope,
Nor love or care,
You wonder when something good will be there.
And through broken reality comes true broken epiphany
And nothing but grey clouds and rain
Fall down on your sorry life.
But, days will come when people will see
That...

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PUSH SHOVE… PUSH SHOVE
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There's so much to
figure out
I can't talk or even
shout
The way you've
changed is so
surprising
It's causing a huge
uprising
I tried to teach you
right from wrong
And how to be really
strong
Never letting the
peer pressure
Make you feel any
lesser
But this person
you've become
Can not be changed
or undone
Lying, cheating,
alcohol
Drugs,
robbing--you've done
it all
Far from the way...

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Is it or not

that the fittest make it

the weak may not

survival depends

on attitude

frame of mind

positivity

you come like

a tornado in

my face but

I can see through

the destruction

now it's position

that matters

status you say

 I say it is

a case of

push and shove

trying to dominate

time will sort it....

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There's nothing like a pressured toot
to get you out of bed.
The moving sheets, the rustled beat;
of flatulance ahead.

That very sign that life goes on
despite the time you have.
Where waiting on the sun to shine
might mean a death through calve.

And hope is an illusion
of a sleep...

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he looked at the unknown
square in the face
and just said
bring it on



AP: Honorable Mention 2022

Posted on October 27, 2022...

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