Shove It

Dear Mr Santa, I’ve been really good I’ve done all the chores, I was told that I should I know that it’s June and I shouldn’t be surly I must send a gift and I must send it early So if you could handle this order for me Delivered discreetly like it’s meant to be Just sneak in and leave it where I will suggest And sneak out again, because that would be best My gift is a gift for the whole of mankind So sneak the gift in and then leave it ‘behind’ To do me this favour, you’ll need an address You’ll know where it is as it’s been in the press *** The address that I’ve given, you must be rememberin you’ll find it in Moscow, they call it the Kremlin But you’re Santa Claus so you won’t need a pass So just leave the Semtex in Putin’s fat ass