Taxes You Gotta Shove Em

I filled out my taxes today.
The IRS said you must pay!
    Since you're still in jail.
    Then get out on bail.
Paying's much better that way!
.
I told them just where they could shove it.
They didn't like that not one bit.
     The sun doesn't shine.
     In that place sublime.
It's right in the place where they sit!


*For Carolyn Devonshires contest "Taxing Times"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 2/22/2011 11:06:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Jimmy in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Taxing Times". Love, Carol
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Date: 2/4/2011 5:03:00 PM
LOL! Go, Jimmy! Give it to them where the sun don't shine! Congratulations on your WIN in Carolyn's "Tax Time" contest. Best wishes, KC
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Date: 2/4/2011 11:32:00 AM
Kool title Jimmy, well said. Many congratulations on your win in Carolyn's contest....:)
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Date: 2/3/2011 6:39:00 PM
Congratulations onn the well deserved win in the contest, Jimmy
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Date: 2/3/2011 12:00:00 PM
Congratulations Jimmy on your worthy Limerick's honored place in the top ten. Agape, Moses
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Date: 2/2/2011 4:32:00 PM
funny one Jimmy and very explanatory! congrats to you
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Date: 2/2/2011 2:36:00 PM
Congrats on your well deserved win, Jimmy. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 2/2/2011 1:25:00 PM
Wish we really could just tell them to shove it, Jimmy. Congratulations on your win. The competition was very strong, so take pride in your accomplishment! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 2/2/2011 1:21:00 PM
love it Jimmy, congrats on your win in the contest
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Date: 2/1/2011 2:07:00 PM
While I was reading this, thoughts of the late Johnny Paycheck's song "Take This Job and Shove It" came to my mind. This is a good funny team of limericks.
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Date: 2/1/2011 9:04:00 AM
Good thought..I think we all share those thoughts! Best of luck in Carolyn's contest Jimmy..love,Deb
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Date: 1/31/2011 5:20:00 PM
I'd like to tell the IRS to shove it too Jimmy. Funny limerick. Good luck in the contest, Diane
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Date: 1/31/2011 1:55:00 PM
very very witty and humorous, Jimmy
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Date: 1/31/2011 12:25:00 PM
LOL! iUsted es malo, siempre! Best of luck in Carolyn's Contest. Haven't done one as you know, I'm not good with Limericks, Jam. Love, Annalise
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Date: 1/31/2011 11:55:00 AM
:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Jimmy! Love, Sis
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