Jimmy Anderson Poet Limerick

Taxes You Gotta Shove Em

I filled out my taxes today.
The IRS said you must pay!
    Since you're still in jail.
    Then get out on bail.
Paying's much better that way!
.
I told them just where they could shove it.
They didn't like that not one bit.
     The sun doesn't shine.
     In that place sublime.
It's right in the place where they sit!


*For Carolyn Devonshires contest "Taxing Times"

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Carol Sunshine Brown February 22, 2011 at 11:06 AM Congratulations on your win Jimmy in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Taxing Times". Love, Carol

Kory Calhoun February 4, 2011 at 5:03 PM LOL! Go, Jimmy! Give it to them where the sun don't shine! Congratulations on your WIN in Carolyn's "Tax Time" contest. Best wishes, KC

James Fraser February 4, 2011 at 11:32 AM Kool title Jimmy, well said. Many congratulations on your win in Carolyn's contest....:)

Dr.Ram Mehta February 3, 2011 at 6:39 PM Congratulations onn the well deserved win in the contest, Jimmy

John Freeman February 3, 2011 at 12:00 PM Congratulations Jimmy on your worthy Limerick's honored place in the top ten. Agape, Moses

Robert A. Dufresne February 2, 2011 at 4:32 PM funny one Jimmy and very explanatory! congrats to you

Ralph Taylor February 2, 2011 at 2:36 PM Congrats on your well deserved win, Jimmy. Nice going. Ralph

Carolyn Devonshire February 2, 2011 at 1:25 PM Wish we really could just tell them to shove it, Jimmy. Congratulations on your win. The competition was very strong, so take pride in your accomplishment! Love, Carolyn

Francine Roberts February 2, 2011 at 1:21 PM love it Jimmy, congrats on your win in the contest

Robert Pettit February 1, 2011 at 2:07 PM While I was reading this, thoughts of the late Johnny Paycheck's song "Take This Job and Shove It" came to my mind. This is a good funny team of limericks.

Deb Wilson February 1, 2011 at 9:04 AM Good thought..I think we all share those thoughts! Best of luck in Carolyn's contest Jimmy..love,Deb

Diane Locksley January 31, 2011 at 5:20 PM I'd like to tell the IRS to shove it too Jimmy. Funny limerick. Good luck in the contest, Diane

Dr.Ram Mehta January 31, 2011 at 1:55 PM very very witty and humorous, Jimmy

Audrey Haick January 31, 2011 at 12:25 PM LOL! iUsted es malo, siempre! Best of luck in Carolyn's Contest. Haven't done one as you know, I'm not good with Limericks, Jam. Love, Annalise

Carolyn Devonshire January 31, 2011 at 11:55 AM :) Thanks for supporting the contest, Jimmy! Love, Sis