Take This Stinking Keyboard and Shove It

Take This Stinking Keyboard And Shove It
(Tribute to Johnny Paycheck)


Take this stinking keyboard and shove it
I ain't awritin' here no damn more.
Gone is my inspiration, O' how I loved it
damn it flew right out the back door!

My muse, she done left me in a hard pinch
with another unfinished score.
Wicked her anger and she don't give an inch
no matter how hard I implore.

Last night her fleeing with my heartaches
she dared called me "poetic bore".
I write and rewrite, no matter how many takes
my poems still hit the damn floor!

So take this damn old pen and just shove it
I ain't penning here no more.
Gone is the ardor, O' how I dearly loved it
down so very deep in my core.

My muse, she done ran away all ascreamin'
raced away to a foreign shore.
This is a damn nightmare, I ain't adreamin'
never been this damn bad before!

Take this stinking keyboard and shove it
I ain't awritin' here no damn more.
Gone is my inspiration, O' how I loved it
damn it flew right out the back door!

Robert J. Lindley, 10-25-2015

Note : Tribute given to Johnny Paycheck, for his version 
of , "Take This Job and Shove It" , with additional tribute
to the musical genius , singer/songwriter David Allan Coe .. 

(1.)- Johnny Paycheck
Donald Eugene Lytle (May 31, 1938 – February 19, 2003),
better known by his stage name Johnny Paycheck,[1] was
an American country music singer, multi-instrumentalist
and Grand Ole Opry member most famous for recording the 
David Allan Coe song "Take This Job and Shove It". He 
achieved his greatest success in the 1970s as a major 
force in country music's "Outlaw Movement" popularized 
by artists such as David Allan Coe, Waylon Jennings,
Willie Nelson, Billy Joe Shaver, and Merle Haggard. 
In the 1980s, his music career slowed for drug, alcohol
and legal problems. He served a prison sentence in the 
early 1990s and his declining health effectively ended 
his career in early 2000.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 10/27/2015 7:27:00 AM
This is great! I have felt that way once or twice.
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Date: 10/25/2015 6:34:00 PM
I liked that song by Johnny paycheck and I enjoyed your parody with this one. Also a good chance to use damns everywhere. hahaha. I like seeing you write different ways like this.
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Date: 10/25/2015 4:25:00 PM
Try going someplace new even if for a day trip! Light & Love
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Date: 10/25/2015 5:15:00 PM
Thank you Debbie. This is not about me feeling tired or forlorn. My nine year old son was singing that song this morn and the poem idea popped into my head. He got it off some site on mom's computer. Thanks for your concern my deeply talented friend!
Date: 10/25/2015 10:10:00 AM
You'd better chase down your inspiration, Robert. It's too damn good to let get away in anger. lol lol.. This is wonderful, and I'm sure Johnny would've loved it. here's a 7 and thanks for sharing this one!
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