Best Replacement Poems

REPLACEMENT

I champion a different philosophy of life

On a scale line of dramatic and emotional 
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there was a teacher from crete

whose foot size was quite petite

well students did plot

and to school they brought

some shoes for oversized feet.
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legs wobble 
like broken twigs 
grafting in...

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Its been a while,
Since iv'e smiled
You remind me of her.

That sounds bad, 
But don't be mad 
Because your heart is more pure.

Its hard to love 
the push and shove
and how it gets so much harder

but seeing your face 
and sharing your space,
makes me feel like...

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when love is absent,
lost in the eye of the storm,
lust will just suffice....

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Did you say there's a new baby in your home?
Well that's your replacement if truth be known
You'll raise him up through many trying years
As he becomes a teenager and gives rise to all 
your fears
Your advice to him is taken with a grain of salt...

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That ole' rag mop, the handle's fine,
this is the second, my gold mine,
floors should be vinyl, camper tight
with incidentals, grab & sight!

A new Lab puppy, doorstep night,
left nine (9) a squawking, late, not right ~
cop picked up gently, took inside
first time a tear came, lost...

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you said I was a wuss; 

you said I couldn’t take it.

You said I’d make a fuss; 

you said I wouldn’t make it.

what you said did not make sense; 

you didn’t think I had the guts;

now you’ll  feel the difference; 

with my new knee...

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It all happened so fast
No one had time to react
What to do now that the Honeywagon is gone
Do we really want this day to dawn
Reality hits, how could Charlie be so heartless
He tells the females, welcome to the Sugarland express
Miss Bette never did not experience...

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who can I talk to when no one cares 
who holds me when no one is there
how do I express myself if no one wants me to share
my faith is strong but emotions make me weak
sometimes all day sometimes all week
I cry while I'm awake...

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Every day
I go through the motions
as best as I can,
but, the days are still too long.

Every night
I go to bed with notions
that sleep will be easy,
but, the nights are too short.

Every time
I invent some options,
they prove once again they can never
replace you and your love.

Every...

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What good is a martini without an olive?
The gin and vermouth have nothing else to give.
This drink is something with no class.
Something else has to be put inside the glass.

Here comes a member of the Gibson family.
This bartender appears to have a quick remedy.
He brings...

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2 days after
We met at the mall
How magical it was
World was too small.

Teary eyed staring
When you walked in
I was just hoping
For a happy ending.

Pretty hurts
After our last fight
We ended up broken
Thought it was right.

I saw the smile
Blush on your face
Someone kissed you
It’s killing my day.

I...

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This bird has pizazz, perkiness, and he is popular.
I rolled my eyes inside my head, for she owes me money.
Seriously, she said, I felt you rolling your eyes, but he is magnificent.

What is his talent? I demanded. Singing? Dancing? Telling jokes?
Not sure he has one,...

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To endure such excruciating pain
  with no guarantee of gain
Reflecting upon the experience
  I must have been insane

More than five years later now
  I sometimes wonder 
how much happier I might be
  if I still had my God-given knee...

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