Best Pick Up Poems

A week passed, yet no words drifted in my mind
I feared I'd become numb and poetically blind
so, I gave up, went to bed and turned off the light
but in the very next moment I screamed in fright!

"Procrastinator!" My Muse yelled, in a huff.
"You are made...

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He begs me to come, but he's run out of luck
You won't catch me dead in that beat-up old truck!
It was painted blue...now the color is rust
But you can't be too sure...since it's covered in dust!...
The engine must idle,  (about an hour is good)

You...

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"I can tell you are a Libra"

"No !"  

"I am seldom ever wrong
Ah, of course you are a Taurus" 

"No!"

"But the feeling was so strong
Now it hits me, you're a Leo
I should have recognized the traits

"No!"

"Just please give me a moment
In my mind, I...

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Just passing by
to say a sweet hi.
You need not ask why
and please don't tell me bye
cos, If I say I do not fear that, I lie.

I am ready to take up wings and fly
reaching any heights no matter how high
provided it will lead me to...

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pick up truck
speeds down the road...
johnson grass lies down

pick up truck
leans on curves...
driven by hunger

pick up truck
swerves into parking space...
Olive Garden  ...

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Make sure you can manage the weight
Remember to keep the back straight
Then lift slow not quick
That should do the trick
You’ve just learned to pick up a date...

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If you're going then I really need you to be gone
When I have a weak moment, I need you to be strong
I need you to act like you don't care, while I learn to move on
So if I call you, then please don't pick up...

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She was wild; I was waylaid....

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“ I wonder how those pretty blue eyes look first in the morning.”

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You are so beautiful, please forgive me for staring!...

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You cut me deep and I will always surrender
You slice me again and I will never mender
Your cold shoulder makes me shiver
When its almost gone you still want the last sliver

When you slash me open and take it from my chest 
I still care for...

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"See a penny, pick it up, the rest of the day, you'll have good luck.
See a penny, let it lay; bad luck you'll have all the day." (a proverb
from my childhood the way it was recited to me by my mother)

I’ll always pick up pennies...

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Pick up hiccups
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 Are your legs very sore,
did it hurt when you fell
is that a hint of cologne
on you that I smell?

Winks, yes they're for you,
what a sexy smile
perhaps you care to share your digits
let's sit and chat a while.

What..I didn't get your name,
will angel...

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He said, 

   " I don't like to play hard to get, I just like to play"  


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would you like to know what's on tomorrow's menu?       Me-n-u!

written 25 Aug 2020...

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