How To Pick Up a Girl

Make sure you can manage the weight
Remember to keep the back straight
Then lift slow not quick
That should do the trick
You’ve just learned to pick up a date
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Hendricks Avatar
May 25, 2013 at 6:33 PM
lol. I love your play on words. Well done, Martin. :-)
Macfarlane Avatar
May 4, 2013 at 5:07 PM
Clever limerick...I wasn't thinking literally, LOL. This made me laugh! A warm welcome to the soup.
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April 23, 2013 at 10:52 PM
Marin"Welcome to the poetry soup. My name is Linda; many poets on the soup call me PD for fun. I'm stopping by to invite you on over to my latest contest --called the “7 wonders” I'm hoping you will consider the enjoyment and challenges we offer in our contest. If you like, please consider my contest. You can find the contest page on the top left hand side. I’m looking forward in reading and enjoying your poems in the future. Today I will start by reading all you have posted this far..... Thanks @-> LINDA <-@"
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April 22, 2013 at 7:26 AM
This made me smile... double meaning skillfuly penned. Witty and well written
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