Best Odor Poems

When she told him he had b.o.
He put on the ‘insulted show’
“You say I smell?
Well I can’t tell
You must have a defective nose!” 

No, everywhere he goes he reeks
Oblivious to his toxic leak
She dreads his visits
His stench inhibits
Her smelling her roses all week!


12/5/11...

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The whole path to home was filled with incense                                              ...

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three fluff balls sweetly
yellow and small packs a smell
Like a hog farm!...

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The sweet smells of Christmas linger
Like the pine from our Christmas tree,
The gingerbread fresh from the oven
Has always had a special appeal to me.

A fresh pot of cinnamon cider simmering
The scent of sugar cookies cooling
Lends the air of festivity to mid-December
They always serve to start me drooling.

Fragrance of Burberry candles fills the house
Fresh linens seen...

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Time To Shower...When Pervasive Odor Of Ureic Acid

Doth strongly waft, sting,
and nauseate about me
olfactory nose flying zone
bombarding cilia of
nasal passageway analogous
to displeasure wrought by

crashing, deafening, exploding,
ear splitting xylophone,
also synonymous isolated like
barenaked lady within
remote location of Lake Woebegone,
voluntarily forced to bathe

in brutally cold
mountain waters oxbow lake
vaguely resembling out
size topographical wishbone
rescue unlikely since
bajillion miles from radio tower,

thus...

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Amidst the clove of reality and elation,
Lust, of incandescent sensation

Breathing taste into stomach and mind,
Odor, desire, all refined

Steam ascending like a creeping mist,
The smoldering heat shall not desist

Dissolving white, Mmm! flavor endowed,
Slithering upon the brownish origin’s cloud  

Then the sweetness, a tap of infallibility,
Adding more flavor, hence tranquility  

“Herbally” speaking, the odorous touch,
Finally...

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Chantilly lace curtains of my apartment window ripple in the cold January night. From here, I observe mooring lights that illumine the docks in this petty northern port and four cafés that lean toward one another, side-by-side, though separate and apart. I wonder at their co-location. Their twinkling lights blur together in a loud kaleidoscope...

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I made peanut butter and jelly
for Jane whose feet were very smelly,
because they stunk sooo bad
I got darn piping mad...
my lunch stayed away from my belly!...

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Body Odor Bad

Mosquitoes are in air but whose;
Maybe you should pick and chose;
Body odor had,
Which was bad;
Someone else's they started to use.

Jim Horn

4998. Almost there.




Anyone can enter my poems 
in any tests if they want to.

5000. Imagine that.


We are not really human beings having a spiritual experience.
We are actually spiritual beings having a human experience!.
This...

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I want to tell you lastly
The smell of you is ghastly....

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An odor was near
We got the flock out of here
It did disappear.

Jim Ho Ho Horn

PS. I a sure Trump
would say it differently....

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you think I'm cuckoo
	the smells that make me boohoo ~
		gaseous poopoo...

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no one knows him in the room
except by loss of breath
greeted as unwelcome guest
his stinking scent is death
noses wrinkled in disgust
when sensed this gust of wind
all souls beneath his sickly scent
are far too quickly pinned.
inhaled in gasps of shortened breath
each person feels impending death.
Surprised, all eyes begin to scan
so desperate for a breeze or fan.
Feeling...

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Small meow I hear
A smell coming underneath
I see movement in the dark
I saw the kitten
The odor was offensive
Wanted to pass out, didn’t

She purred so slightly
I picked her up to see her
Then the smell nearly smacked me
She stunk so, so bad
I took her home to bathe her
So she won’t offend again

Entrant into Susan Burch's "Offensive Odors...

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Brown nose,
head bowed low
Sniffing submissively so

Wag the sniveling tongue,
show the power privileged ones 
much servile love
Catch the prime scraps
tossed from your master’s table

Give a howl of gratitude,
back bent ... eyes to the floor
Do a lot of begging for a little more

Disgruntled windbag gas, 
from the top cat sphincter mouth crack,
wafts in an odious fashion
Pet brown...

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