Time To Shower When Pervasive Odor of Ureic Acid

Time To Shower...When Pervasive Odor Of Ureic Acid Doth strongly waft, sting, and nauseate about me olfactory nose flying zone bombarding cilia of nasal passageway analogous to displeasure wrought by crashing, deafening, exploding, ear splitting xylophone, also synonymous isolated like barenaked lady within remote location of Lake Woebegone, voluntarily forced to bathe in brutally cold mountain waters oxbow lake vaguely resembling out size topographical wishbone rescue unlikely since bajillion miles from radio tower, thus state of the art electronically sophisticated videophone good as worthless resignation, sans fate linkedin tubby mother nature's cryogenic specimen more'n murmuring undertone, where huge Arctic glacier overshadows infinitesimally microscopic human, one speck kin zee ditched *****sapien subsumed under superfluous tombstone as frozen fountain head, where Atlas shrugged, nonetheless incongruous yen to purge mine offensive odor, where civilization footprint sole lee mine alone in wilderness thus farcical reason (without rhyme), atypical, farcical, and poetical title, yours truly didst stirrup and spur inexplicable search for soapstone, yet prospect to don measly frame without gay apparel (beastie boy bit figurative bullet, and buttressed body in buff) immediately augmented primal scream to trumpet heebeegeebees (teeth chattering yodeling rendition re: stayin alive) from this Rhinestone survivalist cowboy wannabe, began feeling comfortably numb, and immediately prone to become human popsicle, especially when sub zero temperature immediately froze water splashed skin (like glassy sheet of ice) glancing viz albedo effect as blindingly white snow capped mountains outshone albino crags, offering absolute zero, yes none reassurance with insulated moonstone sleeping bag useful as yolked with lodestone around neck - slow death by freezing this knucklebone, who sought cleanliness, (and panacea to immortality) joining exclusive polar bear club (Ursus Maritimus very selective, and only chose me) even at expense of more'n just frozen jawbone plus Jack frost bitten cockles turned deep purple as inkstone used to write re: scrawl epitaph on icicle glommed headstone.