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Everyone's Blowing Red Noses

(Jazz it up to the tune of "Everything’s Coming Up Roses") *** Caught a cold?....Have the flu? Do you think a truck ran over you?? Need a pill?..........Have the chills? Honey..................everyone's blowing red noses! Pounding head? Now it's spread... To your lungs, and now you wish that you were dead? Cannot eat.....cannot sleep Honey.............everyone's blowing red noses! Now head's spinning....temp one hundred and two? Doctor's grinning...........says it's just the beginning! Out of luck.....you've up-chucked Diarrhea wars are waging in your gut? You'll get well......just you wait... Doc said flu.........his bill is due.... Honey, ...............everyone's blowing red noses like me and like you! You can do it.....all you need is a pill You can do it, ...chicken soup will see to it! Feeling weak? Fever peaked? Thoughts of living one more day may seem too bleak? You'll get well.....take a nap... What's Doc's bill??!! ....Holy crap!!! The only thing that stops you from getting well.... Honey...everyone's down at the pharmacy...and buying meds Everyone's hording the Pepto and Tylenol Everyone's using up Medicare, and HMO's Everyone's blowing red noses........ and sneezing AaaaaaaaaaCHOO!! __________________________________________________________________

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Date: 3/13/2012 6:26:00 PM
Congrats on your win..Sara
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Date: 3/13/2012 5:29:00 PM
Congratulations Carrie on your great interpretation of the contest. Love, Joyce
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Date: 3/13/2012 2:56:00 PM
Good to see you in the top ten Carrie congtats..)
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Date: 3/13/2012 1:30:00 PM
congrats Carrie on a grand win for this masterful write.. read it before as it won another contest.. still high impact words luv..
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Date: 3/13/2012 5:53:00 AM
Congratulations for your win in P.D.'s get well soup contest Carrie. Love, Carol
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Date: 3/13/2012 2:26:00 AM
Congratultions Carrie very clever entry xx
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Date: 3/12/2012 11:13:00 PM
CARRIE., , Congratulations! with your wonderful soup poem. I'm feeling much better now. LOL... except the folks around me. I got Nate and my granddaughter sick. SHAME ON ME! THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING my contest ;-) I much enjoyed your entry, ~ always*PD
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Date: 9/30/2011 10:50:00 AM
Good morning and congratulations on your win in Tracie's "Make Me Giggle" contest Carrie. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/29/2011 11:49:00 PM
GREAT job with your spoof on colds. I sang right along!! congratulations.
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Date: 9/29/2011 12:02:00 PM
Congrats Carrie on another wonderful winning poem ..this is so cool.. fun one..luv..
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Date: 2/25/2010 11:47:00 AM
This one is great .I loved it, with lots of humor. I have really enjoyed reading your poem today...
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Date: 2/24/2010 8:12:00 PM
Clever, made me chuckle several times. Best of luck in the contest...Raul
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Date: 2/24/2010 5:28:00 PM
funny, enjoyed reading, love it,
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Date: 2/24/2010 4:43:00 PM
Too Too Funny Carrie.. a terrific entry .. your words will surely dazzle John.. quite entertaining... good luck in his contest.. my entry is Dynamic Duo..also from Gypsy..it was just on TV last weekend so it was really fresh in my mind when the contest was posted... lets all sing now...luv.. Linda-Marie
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Date: 2/24/2010 2:11:00 PM
so cool! cold! feverish! GAH! achewwwww! Hot & Sour soup works great IF you're not up chucking..who's Chuck? why's it Chuck? perhaps chunks?
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Date: 2/24/2010 1:34:00 PM
thanks for comment right back at chyou very funny write
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