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A Primer On the Logic of Noses: Who Nose News

Tell me again about Nose-nosers and News-newsers.

	Nose-nosers know noses.
	News-newsers know news.

	Nose-nosers know no news.
	News-newsers know no noses.

	If a Nose-noser knows news it's a Nose-newser.
	If a News-newser knows noses it's a News-noser.

Nose-nosers and News-nosers know noses but neither knows news.
News-newsers and Nose-newsers know news but neither knows noses.

What do Nose-newsers do?

Nose-newsers nose out nose news
Nose-newsers pen no nose news.

Noses with nose news need Newsers.
Newsers pen only new nose news.

Nose-knowsers know Nose-nosers (who know noses).
Nose-newsers nose out nose news for Nose-knowsers.

Dad, what do they do with new nose news?

Nose-knowsers send Newsers new nose news.
(Nose-knowsers know nose news Nose-nosers know not.)

Newsers write new nose news in Nose Nuncios.
(Newsers never nix Nose-knowser nose news.)

Nose-nosers eye Nose Nuncio nose news.
Nose Nuncio nose news makes Nose-nosers News-nosers.

	If everyone knows nose news
	it's time for the nose news nose dance!

	Twitch twitch-a twitch twitch do twitch to the right
	Sniff sniff-a sniff sniff do sniff to the left

Dad, do they know anything else?

Nose-nosers know Gnus' noses.
News-newsers know Gnus' nose news.

Nose-nosers know no Gnus' news.
News-newsers know no Gnus' noses.

Gnu-nose-news-nosers only know new Gnus' noses.
Gnu-news-nose-newsers only know new Gnus' news

If a Nose-noser knows Gnus' news it's a Gnu-news-nose-newser.
If a News-newser knows Gnus' noses it's a Gnu-nose-news-noser.

Nose-nosers and News-newsers and Nose-newsers and News-nosers and Nose-newsers 
Nose-knowsers and Nose Nuncios and Gnu-nose-news-nosers and Gnu-news-nose-newsers 

Do you now understand who nose news?

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