A Primer On the Logic of Noses: Who Nose News

Tell me again about Nose-nosers and News-newsers. Nose-nosers know noses. News-newsers know news. Nose-nosers know no news. News-newsers know no noses. If a Nose-noser knows news it's a Nose-newser. If a News-newser knows noses it's a News-noser. Nose-nosers and News-nosers know noses but neither knows news. News-newsers and Nose-newsers know news but neither knows noses. What do Nose-newsers do? Nose-newsers nose out nose news Nose-newsers pen no nose news. Noses with nose news need Newsers. Newsers pen only new nose news. Nose-knowsers know Nose-nosers (who know noses). Nose-newsers nose out nose news for Nose-knowsers. Dad, what do they do with new nose news? Nose-knowsers send Newsers new nose news. (Nose-knowsers know nose news Nose-nosers know not.) Newsers write new nose news in Nose Nuncios. (Newsers never nix Nose-knowser nose news.) Nose-nosers eye Nose Nuncio nose news. Nose Nuncio nose news makes Nose-nosers News-nosers. If everyone knows nose news it's time for the nose news nose dance! Twitch twitch-a twitch twitch do twitch to the right Sniff sniff-a sniff sniff do sniff to the left Dad, do they know anything else? Nose-nosers know Gnus' noses. News-newsers know Gnus' nose news. Nose-nosers know no Gnus' news. News-newsers know no Gnus' noses. Gnu-nose-news-nosers only know new Gnus' noses. Gnu-news-nose-newsers only know new Gnus' news If a Nose-noser knows Gnus' news it's a Gnu-news-nose-newser. If a News-newser knows Gnus' noses it's a Gnu-nose-news-noser. Nose-nosers and News-newsers and Nose-newsers and News-nosers and Nose-newsers Nose-knowsers and Nose Nuncios and Gnu-nose-news-nosers and Gnu-news-nose-newsers Do you now understand who nose news?