Slugs Have Four Noses

Slugs have four noses 
or so it is said
and a pig cannot see 
the blue sky overhead

Tigers have striped skin
and rabbits can’t sweat
you can’t lick your elbow  
you’ll try though I’ll bet

Birds cannot pee and 
worms eat their own poo
and a crocodile can’t 
poke it’s tongue out at you

Kangaroos cannot jump 
if you lift up their tail
and a small child could swim 
through the veins of a whale
 
Ducks have three eyelids 
to keep their eyes dry
what tastes food with its feet
yes – you’re right – butterfly

A shrimp has a heart 
which he keeps in his head
a hot Hippo is scary
his sweat is bright red

Dolphins sleep with one eye shut
under the waves
and bats always turn left
when they fly from their caves

Worms taste like bacon
starfish have no brain
but if he lost a leg
he could grow one again

But the best fact of all
and this one takes the crown
Flamingos have lunch
with their heads upside down

So your ears are too big
or your legs are too thin
and you dream of a dimple 
right there - on your chin

So accept what you see
God loves you as you are
He created us all
And you're His brightest star
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Moorman Avatar
August 11, 2018 at 9:12 PM
Bill, this is my first opportunity to read any of your poems. Being a trivia buff, I thoroughly enjoyed every line. P.S., I'm still trying to lick my elbow. I almost made it but got a bad cramp in my neck. lol
Messina Avatar
August 9, 2018 at 9:06 AM
Bill, this is fantastic! And every bit true! I love this poem, a fav for me. All the best...Charlie
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