Best Noodles Poems
Her chopsticks are at the ready.
Her hands are good and steady.
She likes to knit her noodles!
The task has just begun...
She starts off with a mango Welt
With pride, with zest, with tang.
It's a mesmerising watch
While the wiggling noodles hang.
Next. She's on to saucy Stocking Stitch.
Her garment sure does grow!
Knit one - Purl one - Knit two together
On each tasty row.
And this main course is called
" Knit Purl Chopstick Cha "
With a curry Cabled centre,
With sides of paprika Purl and Knit korma.
And as an extra taste-bud treat
BBQ Rib Raglan is on the menu.
Trust me! This kind of cuisine
Can't be found in any old venue!
From there on, the sleeves do drop
Like the soy sauce shaken a top.
Neatly Knitted are the Ribs.
Who voted for fish and chips?
To finish this fine course...
Knit - Slip - Knit - Pass Slip Stitch over.
This will make the button holes
For the Cadbury chocolate to melt all over.
And on completion, these knitted noodles
Slide straight on down her throat...
Before we've had a chance to prove her skill
This talent to others gloat!
Categories:
noodles, food, funny, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Noodles, noodles, I love Noodles,
make me happy every day.
Run down my throat like
silky thread
with smells of heaven in
my head
Oh noodles, noodles, what would
I do?
with out you to save
me?
Life is harsh and shows
me no sympathy.
You are my saviour and
my life
I feel safe with you
by my side
Youll always be a
part of me
till the end of time.
Noodles, dear Noodles,
you are always mine.
Categories:
noodles, devotion, friendship, passion,
Form:
Ode
Moon's beams
In my bowl
I eat noodles with my love
Categories:
noodles, love,
Form:
Haiku
Noodles Noodleman knew
The cookbook through and through
Noodles Noodleman knew
He must teach Sally too
Alas, Sally withdrew
Cooking she could not do
She then began to brood –
What could poor Noodles do…?
Categories:
noodles, character, feelings, growth, imagery,
Form:
McWhirtle
Like Ramen noodles,
packaged, dried worms are instant.
Just add hot water, stir, and eat.
Categories:
noodles, dark, food, humor, irony,
Form:
Haiku
Boil water.
Put some olive oil,
Then put some onions and salt,
Then put some spice into this fry pan.
Delicious.
Categories:
noodles, art, cool, food, humorous,
Form:
Cinquain
Here is a good tip for when back at school,
And impatient for the ramen to cool.
Place bowl in fridge or freezer to chill it.
Hot soup in cold bowl — better to swill it.
When dining on instant ramen a lot,
One should never eat it straight from the pot.
That’s for a savage or an undergrad.
Use a bowl—make your existence less sad.
Categories:
noodles, poverty, school, student,
Form:
Rhyme
They are funny, those noodles,
if they are not in oodles.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017
Categories:
noodles, funny, humorous, men, people,
Form:
Couplet
Sun Noodles Lake Two- Haiku
lake, water falls, shaped
noodles spilled, boiled up flavor
sun ladled two scoops
Categories:
noodles, change, creation, food, image,
Form:
Haiku
The aroma of cuisine fills the air,
Pervading from a steel, simmering pot
With a hissing lid that declares beware
What may it be? I haven’t the lone thought.
My curiosity begins to peak,
I gaze, and observe attentively yet
And round a corner I begin to sneak,
Instantly, I feel a twinge of regret
I raise the lid of the simmering pot,
Steam flees from whatever it is within,
And what’s revealed is not what I had thought
Why it made my smile turn into so wide!
For it was simple gorgeous spaghetti,
With noodles like a wheaty confetti!
Categories:
noodles, 12th grade, food, fun,
Form:
Sonnet
They are funny, those noodles,
if they are not in oodles.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Categories:
noodles, food, funny, humorous, irony,
Form:
Couplet
Nutritious noodles, curled like worms in a dish,
Served with sauce in a salad; stuffed with fish.
Veiled with vegetables… making a perfect pasta.
Superb, succulent, smooth and rolling in… strata;
Hot from the oven, often boiled before it’s baked.
With my fork I pick them up, just like worms… raked.
Filled with buckwheat, rice and whole wheat flour,
Yummy in my tummy, I can take it every hour;
Noodles can be nasty, dropping from the spoon…
Tasty and tempting, they can make you croon.
Are you I search of pasta… that is just perfect?
Then noodles are just nice… you can’t neglect!
Categories:
noodles, food
Form:
Rhyme
If people were noodles and lakes were their soup,
Sudbury's basin would be a great scoop.
300 lakes or just a bit more.
Some have been counting and some are just bored.
Sudbury's water is healthy and clean
leaving our noodles shining with gleam.
Fresh water soup minus the salt,
fresh as going into; fresh by default.
Trees for our parsley cover our shores
keeping us fancy and breathing for more.
Soup we serve fresh out of each bowl
welcoming noodles the world whole.
Categories:
noodles, adventure, imagination, nature, nostalgia,
Form:
Couplet
She told me that she never had real spaghetti before.
Of course she's had spaghetti before but not in the sense that made it worthwhile.
When I asked why she replied that it didn't feel real.
That in a sense it was pasta.
She always broke the noodles when she made it.
She developed a fear that everything would boil over and catch fire.
That part of the noodles would be too crunchy.
All of it would never fit in the pot.
Her mother always broke the noodles so it just became habit.
In the same breath.
She told me at least once,
That she'd like to twirl the noodles around the fork.
The complete taste and feel of what makes it spaghetti.
The cheese blending into the sauce.
The big ball of noodles just wrapping around the fork waiting to be bit.
When I asked about the meatballs she laughed,
She was vegetarian
Categories:
noodles, black african american, food,
Form:
Free verse
Momofuku
what did you do
took a dried noodle
and made a caboodle
a country in famine
you took time to examine
and created fast food
to feed the whole brood
Categories:
noodles, food, hero, history, people,
Form:
Clerihew