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Best No Brainer Poems

Below are the all-time best No Brainer poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of no brainer poems written by PoetrySoup members


More Foolish Footles For Super Soupy Soupers -
Andrea D?...No brainer:
Dandy
Andie

Or in her younger, wilder days she may have been:
Randy
Andie?
(Just kidding! Just kid...Ouch!)

I have no choice but to categorize several poems by my...

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Categories: no brainer, funny, me,
Form: Footle



Premium Member The Memoirs of a Cat Lady
“The Memoirs of a Cat Lady” 



you slinked onto my sunny windowsill
winked with your one good eye
a no-brainer, all in your face, head

saucy marmalade pants...

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Categories: no brainer, love, magic, muse,
Form: Romanticism
Interlude With Play Doh
Roll it out or squoosh it flat;
Make a pie or cobbler,
But the eater must be
An imaginary gobbler.

Form a bunch of little balls;
Fill a little bucket.
Poke...

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Categories: no brainer, children,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Midnight Trysts
She flees the marriage bed so many nights
to satisfy base urges while he sleeps.
Apparently, he doesn't know she fights
voracious appetites and often keeps
a rendezvous with...

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Categories: no brainer, chocolate, food, night, sexy,
Form: Iambic Pentameter
Premium Member Talk To the Hand - For Contest
y'all know me-     I'm in the poem biz     
and it is a no brainer   ...

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Categories: no brainer, poems, poetry, word play,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Humanity Canteen
Humanity Canteen

My restaurant is exclusive and classy no paupers allowed though I
have to declare that I picked up the chef near the township where
on a...

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Categories: no brainer, humanity,
Form: Free verse
Why
Why?! Sometimes I ask why. I mean why?
Does the good die young, I mean why? 
Does the world make it so hard for single mothers...

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Categories: no brainer, anger, community, god, jesus,
Form: Alliteration
The Easter Egg Hunt
I don't know how it started

But it's an annual event

But I don't think that an egg hunt

Is the best way to present

The story of our...

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Categories: no brainer, candy, chocolate, easter, family,
Form: Rhyme
The Raisin In the Box of Chocolates
"I agree," Bayard murmured while looking at the few people walking I across the street. Summer was over and the boy was beginning to get...

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Categories: no brainer, cheer up, deep, inspirational,
Form: Narrative
Lions, Tigers and Bears
Lions, tigers and bears alarm me, no-brainer!
Zookeepers seem to like them and circus trainers.
Some blokes put gray in your hair - like Freddy Krueger
but strokes...

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Categories: no brainer, fear, me,
Form: Rhyme
The Hardware Store
The hardware store's a dying breed
As big box stores invade.
They used to have just what you'd need,
Each item U.S. made.

But now they face a growing...

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Categories: no brainer, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
Inferiority Complex
Although yours truly modest,
     the only personal issue
     I will lightly boast about
constitutes lingering
self worthlessness bred
if not...

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Categories: no brainer, age, conflict, destiny, fate,
Form: Bio
Fight Injustice
Fight injustice
To fight injustice isn't wrong,
defeat the will of the evil strong,
support the weaker underdog,
live let live, all equal, frogs,
don't be a greedy nong!

A thinking...

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Categories: no brainer, adventure,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Crossroads
To take the vaccine
That is the decision
People must make
On Covid nineteen
A choice to decide
by the close of day
I have just reached that crossroads
knowing that the...

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Categories: no brainer, conflict, health,
Form: Shape
Premium Member Gym'Ll Fix It - Written With Nina Parmenter
My middle aged spread is just spreading
So I thought I should join a new gym
Got to fit in my dress for a wedding
With some exercise...

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Categories: no brainer, body, fun, health, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things