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Best No Brainer Poems

Below are the all-time best No Brainer poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of no brainer poems written by PoetrySoup members


More Foolish Footles for Super Soupy Soupers -
Andrea D?...No brainer:
Dandy
Andie

Or in her younger, wilder days she may have been:
Randy
Andie?
(Just kidding! Just kid...Ouch!)

I have no choice but to categorize several poems by my...

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Categories: no brainer, funny, me,
Form: Footle



Premium Member Gym'll Fix It - Collaboration with Jan Allison
My middle aged spread is just spreading
So I thought i should join a new gym
Got to fit in my dress for a wedding
With some exercise...

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Categories: no brainer, fun, funny, humor, humorous, silly, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Here's Why My CV Needs Work
NAME: Phil Latio (Law) PhD (Medicine) FSC (Federation Starfleet Commander).

POSITION SOUGHT: Head job.

AGE: Pass

SEX: Well, I was born a male if that helps.

CONTACT DETAILS: Probably...

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Categories: no brainer, fishing, humorous,
Form: Bio
Interlude with Play Doh
Roll it out or squoosh it flat;
Make a pie or cobbler,
But the eater must be
An imaginary gobbler.

Form a bunch of little balls;
Fill a little bucket.
Poke...

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Categories: no brainer, children,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Midnight Trysts
        
She flees the marriage bed so many nights
to satisfy base urges while he sleeps.
Apparently, he doesn't know...

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Categories: no brainer, chocolate, food, night, sexy,
Form: Iambic Pentameter



Why
Why?! Sometimes I ask why. I mean why?
Does the good die young, I mean why? 
Does the world make it so hard for single mothers...

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Categories: no brainer, anger, community, god, jesus, today, world,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member Humanity Canteen



Humanity Canteen

My restaurant is exclusive and classy no paupers allowed though I
have to declare that I picked up the chef near the township where
on a...

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Categories: no brainer, humanity,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member talk to the hand - for contest
y'all know me-     I'm in the poem biz     
and it is a no brainer   ...

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Categories: no brainer, poems, poetry, word play, writing,
Form: Free verse
The Easter Egg Hunt
I don't know how it started

But it's an annual event

But I don't think that an egg hunt

Is the best way to present

The story of our...

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Categories: no brainer, candy, chocolate, easter, family, funny, garden,
Form: Rhyme
The Hardware Store
The hardware store's a dying breed
As big box stores invade.
They used to have just what you'd need,
Each item U.S. made.

But now they face a growing...

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Categories: no brainer, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
The Raisin in the Box of Chocolates
"I agree," Bayard murmured while looking at the few people walking I across the street. Summer was over and the boy was beginning to get...

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Categories: no brainer, cheer up, deep, inspirational, metaphor, truth,
Form: Narrative
I'll tell you what's sweet
I'll tell ya what's sweet

It's our turn now
Our generation gets to rule
And there's a helluva lot we'll do better than you
Check it out, we've already...

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Categories: no brainer, change, teen,
Form: Lyric
Fight injustice
Fight injustice
To fight injustice isn't wrong,
defeat the will of the evil strong,
support the weaker underdog,
live let live, all equal, frogs,
don't be a greedy nong!

A thinking...

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Categories: no brainer, adventure,
Form: Burlesque
Lions, Tigers, Bears and Hair
Lions, tigers and bears alarm me, no-brainer!
Zookeepers seem to like them and circus trainers.
Some blokes put gray in your hair - like Freddy Krueger
but strokes...

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Categories: no brainer, animals, fear, me,
Form: Rhyme
ADAM AND EVE AND A STRAINER
                    Adam and Eve, the parents...

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Categories: no brainer, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
I AM NOT A POLITCIAN
I am not a politician
I have very little interest for politics 
Reminiscing on Diddy’s vote or die campaign
Rallying behind Senator John Kerry Wishing I were...

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Categories: no brainer, political, hate,
Form: ABC
Premium Member GYM'LL FIX IT - WRITTEN WITH NINA PARMENTER


My middle aged spread is just spreading
So I thought I should join a new gym
Got to fit in my dress for a wedding
With some exercise...

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Categories: no brainer, body, fun, health, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
the murder coming
those who have money,
bubbling in the belly of the beast,
make it their point to inform the
rest of us,
that if we haven’t started putting 
money away...

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Categories: no brainer, life, care, people, care, health, money,
Form: Free verse
Let's Do Lunch
Ominous shadows in beveled cisterns
Invites sent to porcupine's demeanor 
Humility staunched so one never learns
Deep thinkers don't ever say no brainer

Checking release of the gallow's...

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Categories: no brainer, humanity,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member World Cruise - revised from this afternoon
Who wouldn’t want to take a lovely cruise
Over blue waters with all your cares to lose,
Relaxing on the upper deck and dancing every day?
Land ahoy!...

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Categories: no brainer, travel,
Form: Acrostic
divine intervention of nothing to live for
what do you do for a living super soldier?
you are paid to go to another country and kill people you dont even know
what do you...

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Categories: no brainer, dedication, history, political, visionary, warwar, world,
Form: Free verse
Lock me up...
If it's a crime to love you,
lock me up, key and all!
Tell it all over the news,
let it ring from city hall!

It's an open and...

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Categories: no brainer, life, love, people, me, love, me,
Form: Free verse
nature a form of art
Life, life is a no Brainer
Why can't we get it at all?
Atlas nature at her best
No question to ask
The least of us think of her...

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Categories: no brainer, life, nature, nature,
Form: Free verse
I am sure
I am sure





A no brainer
that fought like sin,
Too much aggro
for want of snogging,
Lay in a fix of drugs
in shooting gallery,
Wearing the best of
the bib and...

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Categories: no brainer, conflict, devotion, drug,
Form: Free verse
my thoughts
life has it's ups and downs
it's highs and lows
with it comes a lot of crap
but what's most crappy?

Action speaks louder than words
now thats crap.
when you...

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Categories: no brainer, crazy, muse,
Form: Free verse