Lions, Tigers and Bears

Lions, tigers and bears alarm me, no-brainer! Zookeepers seem to like them and circus trainers. Some blokes put gray in your hair - like Freddy Krueger but strokes are not funny, I panic 'round cougars. Pythons, parrots and apes distress me, no-brainer Crocodile Dundee was just an entertainer. Trees are traps and leopards lie perfectly still there, they'll permanently jeopardize lots more than hair. Gray wolves, foxes and deer upset me, no-brainer Forest rangers take care and jungle campaigners. Locks don't stop gorillas, stray geese or grizzlies merely seeing them turns my locks to frizzlies. Toadfrogs, lizards and hares concern me, no-brainer. Steve Irwin, I am not, should I make it plainer? Lions, tigers and bears make me sweat unaware, wild animal beasties leave me pulling my hair.