Corporate Speak

When the president said ‘misunderestimated’
Everybody wondered, ‘was he ever educated’
But I forgive him that, for the thing that makes me ‘EEK!’
Is the mad proliferation of Corporation Speak…

For thirteen years a desk paid my rent
As I gave a hundred and ten percent
While progress chasing, the big knobs suggested
I could perhaps be more invested
 
They said action that
And try blue sky thinking
Let’s square the circle
Cos floating ain’t sinking
 
So pick it up and run with it
But bring it to the table
And hit the ground running
Don’t smoke in the stable

Scare the ghost
Feel the commotion
Peel the onion
Boil the ocean
 
If you’re out of the loop
Go punch the puppy
We’ll take it on board 
(While I punch the yuppie)

So here’s the game changer
Think outside the box
We need joined up thinking 
Heads up, shoot the fox

It’s a no brainer, for it’s got legs
The tastiest coffee still has dregs
So find a window, bump some heads
You can’t make an omelette without cracking eggs

So let’s all sing from the same hymn sheet 
For we live in a world full of corporate speak

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022



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Date: 1/25/2022 3:09:00 PM
Hello Terry ... a bit like polispeak that Boris Johnson is using at the minute to save his job - thanks Terry - Lindsay
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Date: 1/25/2022 5:48:00 PM
I guess it exists the world over. I just don’t get why everyone has to think outside the box when the answer they seek MIGHT BE INSIDE THE F***ING BOX. Pardon me… composure regained. Ha ha, Terry
Date: 1/22/2022 10:37:00 AM
"Floating ain't sinking" is the new "watchword"? Enjoyed, Terry!
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Date: 1/22/2022 11:47:00 AM
I don’t know what situation might call for my ‘statement of the bleeding obvious’ but it tickled my funny bone. Glad you enjoyed, Rico. Terry
Date: 1/22/2022 9:43:00 AM
Indeed, and when you analyze some of these phrases, you begin to realize they say nothing of substance. This would be a fantastic entry in the Buzzwords contest, Terry. No brainer!
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Date: 1/22/2022 11:40:00 AM
Thanks, Milt. I dragged this out of the slush pile with Kim’s contest in mind, but alas, she wanted no more than 16 lines. It did need some serious tinkering but I got there in the end. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Date: 1/22/2022 6:33:00 AM
....well now, that was a core-pour....at.... ass-speak......sarcasms of sour-chasms... ....nice write......stans sand
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Date: 1/22/2022 11:43:00 AM
Thanks ‘Sand’, glad you enjoyed. Terry
Date: 1/22/2022 4:45:00 AM
No misunderestimation? here Terry, your poem is full of corporate jargon BS, I absolutely cringe at this type of language in talks and meetings, although I thoroughly enjoyed your poem taking the pee, great writing, cheers David
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David Kavanagh
Date: 1/22/2022 6:10:00 AM
Go for it never leave an idea at half mast, David
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Terry Flood
Date: 1/22/2022 6:03:00 AM
I’ve heard a lot those expressions used, one or two I had to look up and, as I told Tom, one I made up… but could imagine it being used for real. Glad you enjoyed, David. I’m off to run an idea up the flagpole… Terry
Date: 1/22/2022 2:58:00 AM
Well written and said Terry , at meetings I used to have to listen to that crap and all the yes men nodding their heads. Tom
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Date: 1/22/2022 3:03:00 AM
Thanks Tom, I must confess to making up ‘floating ain’t sinking’ but it sounded good so I used it. Have a great weekend. Terry
Date: 1/22/2022 2:55:00 AM
Ha Ha, I love it!
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Date: 1/22/2022 3:03:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed, Terry. Terry
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