Best Negotiations Poems

Both groups jest across the desk
Rows of tight posteriors
Drool in unification
Till the crap appears.

© Harry J Horsman  2011...

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Meeting begins, each puts best foot forward,
in as outer appearances do go,
behind banter lurk motives untoward,
sweet words incongruent with intent low,
just waiting to land a...

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I'm near cuckoo
This Monday blue
A day not eas'ly recommended
for making sense
I'm way too tense
And hung-over to comprehend it
 
My mind's on the bend
my imaginary friends
are...

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34 years ago today I was blessed a birth,
an opportunity to live a life on Earth,
and walk this worlds hallowed turf,
but what is this life...

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He walked into my office, business in hand,
In denim baggy overalls, a plaid shirt, white painters cap, 
and grandpa's old white leather orthopedic shoes.
If I...

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She was laughing so much
Starring at my face
And her soul would expand as a lake
catching my fear from its end
Holding my hand so tight so...

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Sorry your kids can't come into
school today

As all the teachers are out on strike
wanting better pay

So are the doctor's and nurses and
paramedics as well

If you...

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Letters from parents quite unsettling 
Elves keep asking what went wrong
Rudolph’s nose starts him meddling
He’ll have answers before too long

Santa and Mrs. Claus have a...

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Interconnectedness 
Life with all its twisted 
Train wrecks
Contorted metal
grappled around
steel, disfigurement.
And at the heart 
of it all, I want to crash 
with you. Be a witness 
to your incriminating truth
Twisted...

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The days were getting long, and the Fourth of July was coming up, soon.
With the City Park clean, a better raise might come, so very...

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Which is the most powerfull thing that the universe has till date??
For answering my question you will be using the answer, I bet!!
I know you...

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Fling the doors open 
And let out the stagnant air 
Open the board up windows 
It’s time to breath fresh air.

Sweep out the dirty corners...

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He razzed Iran’s chieftain emir
Cotton's had his writing premiere 
The paparazzi
Might call him a Nazi
But he's just a smart profiteer


Author's note:  This young senator...

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The air on board was foul and putrid.

Chained together at the ankle in

coffles, evil dragged me and others

with scabbed lips on board.

Humiliated under the sun,...

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Sean McDougal is eight years old and has a special 'something' about him that is so endearing it's very difficult for me to deny him...

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