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Hostile Head Takeover Part 1

I'm near cuckoo
This Monday blue
A day not eas'ly recommended
for making sense
I'm way too tense
And hung-over to comprehend it
 
My mind's on the bend
my imaginary friends
are threatening to abandon en masse
I was perfectly sane
till they pissed in my brain
negotiations are at an impasse
 
It pains me to mention
the bone of contention
menacing our peaceful existence
my voices of own creation
went above their station
with mutinous and unfair persistence

Old Mother Hubbard
had sneaked to the cupboard
to steal skeleton bones for her yapper
the skeletons in-wait
welcomed their bait
with little resistance managed to trap her
 
As to why she'd no clue
their demands were few
and until met they'd keep her as hostage
twixt two skeletons squeezed
the hag was well-pleased
only in dreams she was ever in bondage
 
The skeletons vacated
on their long-awaited
crusade for their rights to be equal
a sudden scurry in my head
when the voices I have bred
became hushed, which was rather unusual
 
The spokes-skeleton
passed a colorless wind
voiced their single demand:  to remain
"We were made to vanish
to a dark cupboard banished
we demand henceforth to share your domain."
 
A resounding "No!
You'll stay down below
we're totaling 20, including the yapper
there's hardly space
the din to embrace
and an hour-long queue to the crapper."
 
"Then the beldam Hubbard
will remain in the cupboard
lore would have it, bare to the bone
the cupboard, that is
not the hag, whose Maltese
diced up raw will be fed to the crone.

We implore you most
kindly engage our host
in negotiations and if necessary plead
we want into his brain
and share your domain
or prepare for a skeleton stampede."


PART 2 TO FOLLOW.  THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE, AS I'M LOCKED IN HOSTILE NEGOTIATIONS
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Seal Avatar
October 3, 2013 at 4:24 PM
I don't like to admit it but I really relate to this poem hahaha. Take care, Richard
Sanders Avatar
July 29, 2013 at 2:26 PM
Excellent whimsical poem by a very good poet. Nicely done.
White Avatar
July 24, 2013 at 4:05 PM
Wow, what a tale. Congrats to you, Im off to read part two. Ty for reading my dribble...,
Gildersleeve Avatar
July 22, 2013 at 7:09 AM
Tis is a great rhyme, full of humor. Congrats on your fantastic win. Well deserve. Warm Smiles, Connie
Haick Avatar
July 21, 2013 at 8:26 PM
I'm aready becoming a fan, Licia!! Congratulations on your win! Well done! Always, Annalise
A   Avatar
July 21, 2013 at 7:32 PM
Delysia, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR WINNING POEM... :-) nice entry, for Anne's any poem contest. always & forever ** LINDA
Posey Avatar
July 21, 2013 at 2:54 PM
The limerick-like rhythm proved to fit the content perfectly. Congrats are well deserved.... extra hugs to ya... Jake
Ryerson Avatar
July 21, 2013 at 2:36 PM
I just got one thing to say...You're FUNNY... Sheer comic genius here and I did not know you were from South Africa either...As for the negotions, I realize that you have a bone to pick with the skeletons but please be easy on them (they crack and break down easily) and I would hate to see a fractured relationship as a result...maybe you could just throw them a bone to placate them...and PLEASE don't let them anywhere NEAR your closets..
Johnson Avatar
July 21, 2013 at 12:54 PM
What a delightful trip you took with this. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
Neels Avatar
July 21, 2013 at 11:54 AM
Congratulations Delysia, enjoyed this, I really did! Hope you enjoyed the warm weather today my friend ;) love Wilma
Bordner Avatar
May 22, 2013 at 2:23 PM
Magnificent psychology and humor in this composition Delysia - you make the science of Mind melodramatic in a merry way - I congratulate you on your unique style - J.A.B. %
Anglesey Avatar
May 12, 2013 at 12:49 PM
WOW. amazing creativity with even more amazing imagery. Epic writing flair
Martin Avatar
May 11, 2013 at 9:00 AM
Looks like your back on top of your game m'lady...I told you it was only a matter of time because you needed some breathing room to clear your head and WOW - you surely did clear your head and re-filled it with some wonderful new poetic stuff. Congrats on a well deserved win...Terry
Oyewole Avatar
May 9, 2013 at 10:20 AM
Congrats on your win~A.O
Carrillo Avatar
May 8, 2013 at 2:56 PM
This is good. I'm going on to the next one...... Lucy
Dietrich Avatar
May 8, 2013 at 1:54 PM
very imaginative. And I see this won a contest? The crazy one?? big congrats then. It was GREAT for that contest!!!
Seal Avatar
May 7, 2013 at 6:27 PM
Well done you nutter lol, I knew this would win, they don't come any crazier than the real thing lol. Big congrats to you on writing a brilliant poem. Take care, Richard
May Avatar
May 7, 2013 at 6:16 AM
big congrats on your win Delysia
De La Croes Avatar
May 7, 2013 at 5:26 AM
Congratulations on your win, Delysia! Crazy!
Delaney Avatar
May 6, 2013 at 8:48 PM
This is great. I love the spokes-skeleton. Looking forward to part two. Congratulations...perhaps the Old woman in the shoe can visit...LOL SuZ
A   Avatar
May 6, 2013 at 8:18 PM
wow Delysia, I love the way you brought on the Crazy. Congratulations!!! :-) .....xox..... LINDA
Lamoureux Avatar
May 6, 2013 at 8:08 PM
Congratulations on your win in my contest. The cream of crazy rose to the top. You are a gifted poet, I enjoyed this one alot.
A  Avatar
May 6, 2013 at 7:50 PM
Delysia, a very cool poem, CONGRATS <3 LUV ~*~SKAT
Jones Avatar
May 6, 2013 at 7:47 PM
This is a deserved top spot Delysia..congratulations
Jad Avatar
April 30, 2013 at 7:37 PM
Woooof! This is waaaaaaay toooooo gooooood!!! Loved the atmosphere of the poem.... And the flow of your words... Your images are so vivid!! Great job!
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