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Santa and Mrs Claus

Letters from parents quite unsettling 
Elves keep asking what went wrong
Rudolph’s nose starts him meddling
He’ll have answers before too long

Santa and Mrs. Claus have a situation
Marriage needs complete restoration
Both want help but not medication 
 
North Pole lawyers mediate and divide
Santa misses meeting, not taking calls
Judge looked at first motion and decides
She gets Christmas tree, he gets balls

Santa and Mrs. Claus have a situation
Both failed early mediation
Father Time appointed consultation

Santa cannot “Ho ho”, has lost his voice
Causing toy shop workers to overreact
Emergency intervention knocks elves off course
Petitions demand help for children are on track

Father Time tells Santa to get it together
Informs Mrs. Claus Santa is certainly stressed
Federal regulations, global warming and weather
Obamacare and taxes has their finances in a mess

Santa and Mrs. Claus have a situation
Both happier with intimate communication
Santa and Mrs. Claus are in negotiations

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Written 12/25/2015
Story Poem About Santa Claus Contest
sponsored by Carol Eastman
1st Place

Copyright © Susan Gentry | Year Posted 2015

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David Welch Date: 3/23/2018 10:38:00 PM Funny. Never thought of Santa and Obamacare in the same sentence before... Login to Reply Susan Gentry Date: 3/24/2018 5:18:00 PM Lol. No? Thanks for reading.

Richard Lamoureux Date: 12/23/2017 8:49:00 AM Dropping by to wish you a Merry Christmas. I enjoyed reading this one again. Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 1/2/2016 3:13:00 PM LOL, love this witty write Login to Reply Susan Gentry Date: 1/8/2016 12:46:00 AM Thanks jack :)

Joyce Johnson Date: 12/29/2015 11:12:00 PM I have faith that they will see it to a grand conclusion. Congratulations your win. Love, Joyce Login to Reply Susan Gentry Date: 1/8/2016 12:46:00 AM Thank you, Joyce.

Skat A Date: 12/29/2015 6:22:00 PM SUSAN, Congratulations on your nice win. Enjoy the coming year..... SKAT Login to Reply Susan Gentry Date: 12/29/2015 8:59:00 PM Thanks SKAT! Same to you and yours.

Joseph May Date: 12/29/2015 10:04:00 AM I love the humor in this write Susan...Congrats on your win Login to Reply Susan Gentry Date: 12/29/2015 3:39:00 PM Thank you Joseph! Nice of you to stop and read and comment. :)

Earl Schumacker Date: 12/28/2015 8:52:00 PM Hi Susan, Congratulations on your excellent win. I never realized how litigious Mr. and Mrs. Clause could be. I'm glad they are still in negotiations. Have a wonderful Christmas season and a Happy New Year too. Take care. Earl Login to Reply Susan Gentry Date: 12/29/2015 6:13:00 AM Why thank you Earl! Congratulations on your big win. I enjoyed yours. Happy New Year to you and yours!

Nayda Ivette Negron Flores Date: 12/28/2015 6:55:00 PM Congratulations on the placement of the contest Susan. Login to Reply Susan Gentry Date: 12/29/2015 6:09:00 AM Thank you. Very kind.

Richard Lamoureux Date: 12/28/2015 9:57:00 AM I'm not sure what to list this one under, perhaps Rhyme. I enjoyed reading it, good luck in the contest. Login to Reply Susan Gentry Date: 12/29/2015 6:08:00 AM Thanks Rick. I agree and have been trying to change it. I don't too much with edit here. It may have gone thru this AM. Appreciate yiur help. Have a good one.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/26/2015 7:05:00 PM oh how cute, and you even added a bit of politics and global warming into it. Clever lady! Login to Reply Susan Gentry Date: 12/27/2015 1:33:00 PM Ahhh now, thank you!! :)

Poet Destroyer A Date: 12/25/2015 9:41:00 PM Hi Susan, Ha a way to XOOL poem. I can't picture Santa, without a voice. Anyways, great ending... Merry Christmas!!! May the true meaning of the holiday season fill your heart and home. Always & Forever ~LINDA~ Login to Reply Susan Gentry Date: 12/26/2015 1:54:00 AM lol Thanks so much! The same to you and yours.