Susan Gentry Poet Rhyme

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Santa and Mrs Claus

Letters from parents quite unsettling 
Elves keep asking what went wrong
Rudolph’s nose starts him meddling
He’ll have answers before too long

Santa and Mrs. Claus have a situation
Marriage needs complete restoration
Both want help but not medication 
 
North Pole lawyers mediate and divide
Santa misses meeting, not taking calls
Judge looked at first motion and decides
She gets Christmas tree, he gets balls

Santa and Mrs. Claus have a situation
Both failed early mediation
Father Time appointed consultation

Santa cannot “Ho ho”, has lost his voice
Causing toy shop workers to overreact
Emergency intervention knocks elves off course
Petitions demand help for children are on track

Father Time tells Santa to get it together
Informs Mrs. Claus Santa is certainly stressed
Federal regulations, global warming and weather
Obamacare and taxes has their finances in a mess

Santa and Mrs. Claus have a situation
Both happier with intimate communication
Santa and Mrs. Claus are in negotiations

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Written 12/25/2015
Story Poem About Santa Claus Contest
sponsored by Carol Eastman
1st Place

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David Welch March 23, 2018 at 10:38 PM Funny. Never thought of Santa and Obamacare in the same sentence before... Susan Gentry March 24, 2018 at 5:18 PM Lol. No? Thanks for reading.

Richard Lamoureux December 23, 2017 at 8:49 AM Dropping by to wish you a Merry Christmas. I enjoyed reading this one again.

Jack Horne January 2, 2016 at 3:13 PM LOL, love this witty write Susan Gentry January 8, 2016 at 12:46 AM Thanks jack :)

Joyce Johnson December 29, 2015 at 11:12 PM I have faith that they will see it to a grand conclusion. Congratulations your win. Love, Joyce Susan Gentry January 8, 2016 at 12:46 AM Thank you, Joyce.

Skat A December 29, 2015 at 6:22 PM SUSAN, Congratulations on your nice win. Enjoy the coming year..... SKAT Susan Gentry December 29, 2015 at 8:59 PM Thanks SKAT! Same to you and yours.

Joseph May December 29, 2015 at 10:04 AM I love the humor in this write Susan...Congrats on your win Susan Gentry December 29, 2015 at 3:39 PM Thank you Joseph! Nice of you to stop and read and comment. :)

Earl Schumacker December 28, 2015 at 8:52 PM Hi Susan, Congratulations on your excellent win. I never realized how litigious Mr. and Mrs. Clause could be. I'm glad they are still in negotiations. Have a wonderful Christmas season and a Happy New Year too. Take care. Earl Susan Gentry December 29, 2015 at 6:13 AM Why thank you Earl! Congratulations on your big win. I enjoyed yours. Happy New Year to you and yours!

Nayda Ivette Negron Flores December 28, 2015 at 6:55 PM Congratulations on the placement of the contest Susan. Susan Gentry December 29, 2015 at 6:09 AM Thank you. Very kind.

Richard Lamoureux December 28, 2015 at 9:57 AM I'm not sure what to list this one under, perhaps Rhyme. I enjoyed reading it, good luck in the contest. Susan Gentry December 29, 2015 at 6:08 AM Thanks Rick. I agree and have been trying to change it. I don't too much with edit here. It may have gone thru this AM. Appreciate yiur help. Have a good one.

Andrea Dietrich December 26, 2015 at 7:05 PM oh how cute, and you even added a bit of politics and global warming into it. Clever lady! Susan Gentry December 27, 2015 at 1:33 PM Ahhh now, thank you!! :)

Poet Destroyer A December 25, 2015 at 9:41 PM Hi Susan, Ha a way to XOOL poem. I can't picture Santa, without a voice. Anyways, great ending... Merry Christmas!!! May the true meaning of the holiday season fill your heart and home. Always & Forever ~LINDA~ Susan Gentry December 26, 2015 at 1:54 AM lol Thanks so much! The same to you and yours.