Salary Negotiations

Both groups jest across the desk
Rows of tight posteriors
Drool in unification
Till the crap appears.

© Harry J Horsman  2011
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 1/17/2011 7:46:00 PM
Glad to see this got high on the list, Harry. Congratulations to you. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 1/17/2011 6:53:00 PM
Congratulations, Harry.. always on top... with your awesome ways of expression.. and yes lol.. to the 4th line,.. have a nice one,..p.d.
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Date: 1/17/2011 4:29:00 PM
Congratulations on your win..Sara
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Date: 1/17/2011 1:51:00 PM
Harry, this is a great Dodoitsu, well done on your win too:))
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Date: 1/17/2011 10:49:00 AM
very humorous dodoitsu, congrats on your win Harry
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Date: 1/17/2011 10:48:00 AM
Hello Harry, Congratulations on your win, this is so well done. Love reading you As Always, Shar
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Date: 1/17/2011 8:36:00 AM
Congratulations for your win in the "Love or Humor" contest Harry, sponsored by John Freeman. Love, Carol
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Date: 1/16/2011 8:39:00 PM
Congratulations, Harry. Love, Joyce
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Date: 1/16/2011 8:20:00 PM
Many congratulations dear friend for this win.
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Date: 1/16/2011 6:58:00 PM
Congratulations Harry! Enjoyed reading this..Fantastic win in John's contest! Always, Annalise
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Date: 1/16/2011 5:43:00 PM
Congrats Harry on your fantastic win in John's contest with this fabulous dodoitsu my friend... great last line luv.. enjoy ...
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Date: 1/16/2011 3:11:00 PM
Way to go, Harry. Congratulations on your win in John's contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 1/16/2011 3:06:00 PM
A very truth laden poem Harry, thanks for entering it in my contest. Congratulations on your worthy 3ard Place. Agape, moses
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Date: 1/16/2011 3:04:00 PM
Congratulations on the third place win in the contest, harry
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Date: 1/16/2011 2:42:00 PM
Congratulations on your win in the contest. I can see why John chose this one to rank higher among the winners.
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Date: 1/15/2011 12:37:00 PM
Harry, thank you for your consistent support of my contest, it doesn't go unnoticed. Agape, Moses
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Date: 1/14/2011 9:16:00 AM
hahaha. This just strikes me as so funny, though sadly, it is our today's reality. So maybe THIS is for the contest instead?
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Date: 1/14/2011 3:04:00 AM
Ha-ha! This is a witty observation, Harry. Perhaps you should enter this one in John's contest and the other one I just read in the "spicy" contest. Very good job on both, but you know how much I love humor. This is one for my favorites. Love, Carolyn
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