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Best Meanie Poems


Eanie, Meanie, Pretty Seedy
Eanie, meanie, miney, moe,
Watch how my canabis plant does grow
Itsy, bitsy, and much, much more
Watch the cops break down my door
In front of the judge, how do you plead?
I suddenly realize he's the one that
sold me the seed!...

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Categories: meanie, adventure, life, political, satire,
Form: Burlesque
Meanie
Please don’t think I’m mean
As your chess pieces I glean….
Including your queen


By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX...

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Categories: meanie, sports, war
Form: Senryu
Big Meanie and Miss Tussler
Applauds go to Modda
Said the Big Brudda
Who was your champion
At the time
Been sum hinney kickin
We were in the thick and
We have so much to
Talk about
You have me at your
Mercy
Be kind you deserve me
What am to you
What will I be to ya
Say you gonna let me
Be...

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Categories: meanie, business, husband, music, repetition,
Form: Bio

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



A Vague Uneasiness
he spoke dramatic: speaking truthof an uncertain future.
He gave remedy and spoke of it's cost. They laughed and boo'd him
They saw need to divide their loyties from rasionl thought.
"A tommorrow uncertain is adventure for adventurous people": one
spoke."You doomy fool go back to the books", another...

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Categories: meanie, allusion, business, character, conflict,
Form: Alliteration

Book: Reflection on the Important Things