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Problems In Paradise

A vacation on an island Had me all shook up and cryin' I was supposed to surf on top Of waves but all I did was plop On my front side really hard Leaving it all red and scarred Now I can't wear my bikini Waves of terror were a meanie My nice figure is now covered As I lay on the beach hovered By hot sun making me sweat I can not even get wet Because I look like an apple slice Half of me red, the other white

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 7/29/2014 12:53:00 PM
Robin, Sweet smiles to you, sweet smiles to all.. Congratulations, on making Carolyn's Vacation Humor contest list. LOVE LINDA
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Date: 7/27/2014 9:12:00 AM
Red Delicious, I'm sure. Well done! Congratulations on your placement!
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Date: 7/27/2014 8:34:00 AM
Brilliant write Robin! Congrats on great win!
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Date: 7/27/2014 6:29:00 AM
Very enjoyable read, Robin! Cannot say the same for your disappointing holiday! You'll need a proper vacation after this:) Congrats on your win! // paul
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Date: 7/27/2014 1:06:00 AM
Very clever and well crafted poem, robin. Congrats
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Date: 7/26/2014 4:38:00 PM
Congratulations on your win with your funny poem. Love, Joyce
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Date: 7/26/2014 2:00:00 PM
Yours was a HOOT. BIG congrats, Robin.
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Date: 7/26/2014 1:44:00 PM
Way to go with this great winning work..Congrats...Sara
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Date: 7/26/2014 12:01:00 PM
Hey, at least you have a nice figure! This is very funny, Robin. We all get sunburn at one point or another. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 7/25/2014 12:09:00 AM
Simply marvelous... Lol..hugs Tim
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Date: 7/24/2014 7:54:00 PM
hahaha, this is fun one if for the vacation contest. I never did come up with anything for that contest, but I think this one would do GREAT!!!
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