No Snake In the Cake

When it comes to baking a cake Make sure not to put in a snake Unless, of course, it's a fake By that, I mean, the snake For if the snake's made out of plastic You dare not feed it to anyone spastic Unless, of course, it's elastic By that, I mean, the plastic While if it's made out of rubber It's a delicacy for a landlubber Unless, of course, it's flubber By that, I mean, the rubber Oh, and if it's made out of tin It can only be eaten by Gunga Din Unless, of course, it reeks of gin By that, I mean, the tin These instructions are not meant to confuse you I just wrote them in order to amuse you Unless, of course, I a-mused you In which case, I hereby excuse you... G'bye! So long! (Gong!) December 22, 2018 Entry in "Bunny Jump Honey Lump Funny Chump" contest Sponsor: Caren Krutsinger