Best Inflation Poems
Inflation SucksA hundred dollars was more than enough
To buy all my groceries and stuff
The bagboy doesn't stock it
For it fits in my pocket
A hundred dollars for spam is too rough...
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Categories:
inflation, funny
Form:
Limerick
InflationYtb! Ytb!
We are here again
The sokaklar are not safe anymore
The pride in us is slowly disappearing out there
Ytb ytb, have you heard about inflation?
Lütfen explain to us ytb
The prices are no match out here
The lira is sequencing like polymerase chain
The cost of...
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Categories:
inflation, friend, money,
Form:
Free verse
Zimbabwean Trillionaire -InflationI am the Zimbabwean Trillionaire(inflation)
Oh! Where did they go wrong?
Now i am walking as i like in their country
I have invited my trusted friends,
Billionaire and millionaire
All zeroes everywhere, they are trying to cut me off
What they dont know is,I...
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Categories:
inflation, satire,
Form:
Narrative
Cardboard InflationA paper road and car of clay,
A garden made from pencil shaves;
With fields of crayon flowers drawn,
Beyond the shoebox house and lawn;
Old wax paper forms the boat,
That sails under a cardboard moat;
A fence made out of new toothpicks,
Erasers used as driveway brick.
A crafty home in...
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Categories:
inflation, business, life, places,
Form:
Couplet
InflationInflation
What’s going to become of us my dear
The cost of living’s filling me with fear
No using the cooker, it costs too much
Can’t heat our rooms up as we’ll become bust.
It’s not how I desired that we should live
How has life on earth come to such...
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Categories:
inflation, change, conflict, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
inflation, america, angst, holiday, introspection,
Form:
Senryu
Inflation Creates Inflamationrecommendation
when you will have inflation
causes inflammation...
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Categories:
inflation, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
A Brief Vacation From InflationOne problem with gasoline is, it smells
Another is, prices are high as hell --
But a real good friend of mine
Pays just a buck forty-nine --
Says he stocks up daily at Taco Bell...
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Categories:
inflation, car, food, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Inflation Strikes HallmarkPennies, nickels and dimes
no longer take up our time
Even a quarter's value falls shorter
~ no longer buys cheap valentines...
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Categories:
inflation, money, time, valentines day,
Form:
Rubai
Elation's InflationOptimism is rising
alongside inflation
Elation is spreading
across our great nation
It’s starting to look like
there will be a rerun
in two years of Trump vs. Biden
~ to learn who really won...
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Categories:
inflation, giggle, political, satire, usa,
Form:
Rhyme
I RiseI Rise
I open the windows of my humble adobe
I breathe in the mountain air
I make a pot of coffee
Then read the News...
Recession, inflation
Homeless, addiction
Waste on our streets
Men and women on the mall
Lead in the air
Another one falls
Rifles galore
Rockets hit Kyiv
Russia waring
Men take aim,...
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Categories:
inflation, addiction, depression, emotions, good
Form:
Free verse
Shrinking BillDollar bills flying out of the air
Trillions for all of us to share
Best send some more
The fast food store
Took a million for my dinner there...
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Categories:
inflation, america, future, money,
Form:
Limerick
A Basic Economic RealityA basic cause of inflation is an economic reality
Which has little to do with prevailing political ideology,
Rather it is rooted in elementary consumerism
And stopping it depends on a proper methodology.
Demand for a specific commodity goes out of control
When there is far more demand than availability.
Simply,...
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Categories:
inflation, integrity, perspective, philosophy, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Cosmology and Scientists On My MindEarth has no special vantage point
Even in the Milky Way village
We see as we would from Andromeda
Scientists do measurements, math
But none knows the when, why, who?
At the start, before Laws, before big bang
Now, if expanding universe, speeds up too
The when and why become clearer
After...
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Categories:
inflation, creation, earth, science, space,
Form:
Free verse
The ParadoxThe consumer is said to be
The all-right-man
But it hardly exists
Hegemony is never welcomed
Consumer too has to obey regulations
Follow SOP
On a visit to shops
When buying goods
Has to bear the result of inflation
Prices soaring up high
Subject to tricks and dishonesty
of businessman
A win-win-situation is welcomed instead
The world...
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Categories:
inflation, business, rights,
Form:
Free verse