Best Guarantee Poems


No Guarantee

Surely just a little, freak accident,
a foolish thing not actually meant,
Jack and Jill after a first meeting
ended up in a shotgun wedding.

Childhood sweethearts Sue and Bart
for each other meant from the start,
theirs was a match made in heaven
that friends long ago had foreseen.

Fast forward...

Sue and Bart, married for two years,
are in court with bitterness and tears,
sure that divorce is so much better
than living in hell hating the other.

Accidental mates, jolly Jack & Jill
draw pails of water up on the hill,
with little grandkids trailing them
in that oft repeated family game.

Boy, what a joke this life can truly be,
hit it or miss it there is no guarantee;
only one thing is predictably sure -
an appointment with a head doctor!

Premium Member Be My Guarantee, Make Love To Me

Make love to me, baby
Cradle me
Soothe me
Pacify me
I have but you to chase them away
These demons I try to hold at bay
Tomorrow is not guaranteed
Nothing is real anyway
It's all a dream
Nothing will stay
It will all one day melt away
Why wait?
Let the melting begin
In this heat between you and me
…make me melt
In this fire
Make love to me

Nothing else but you in candle light
Nothing by your face above mine
Nothing but your hands all over me
Nothing but your scent clinging to me
Nothing but you
Now….HERE
Make love to me

Make love to me
Oh, make it last and last
Eternity past forgotten
Eternity future
May never come
Eternity present is here
In this moment
Don’t rush
To your body...crush
Hush
Every other noise
But the panting of my heart
whispered moans
Your name bursting 
From trembling lips
Don’t let anything else
Take your mind away from me
The world doesn’t exist
the universe?
It's only lies 
It’s here
My universe in your eyes
Blazing comets of desire
Combusting into me
All that was ever meant to be
Will be
Just..
Make love to me

Close your ears
To these sounds of war
In this shelter
Be safe
Close your ears
To the deafening blasts
They won't last
We will
Forget the ground shaking
The world being torn apart
Tear off my clothes
Shake me
Let me quake
In the blast of your passion
Fill your ears with the sounds of me
Thundering ecstasy
Deafening heartbeats
My voice telling you….breathlessly
You are who you’re meant to be
A lover not a fighter
A lover of me
Make love to me

We may not live another week
Baby…not another day
Nothing is guaranteed
Just this hour
This moment of melding into one
Coming undone
Flesh on flesh reality
I close my eyes
And let myself go free
Who cares what becomes of me
Right now, right here
Paradise is sinking into me…
As you make love
As you make that sweet love
To ME...

Eileen Manassian

Premium Member No Guarantee

There is no guarantee
when it comes to the 
heart...

though love released with
sincere eternity – our carriers,
though Homers of loyal wings
transverse a sky of hawks

There is no guarantee
when it comes to matters
of interpersonal love – only God knows
man's truest beats – for the mortal heart
is an aggressor
while also retreats

Love, indeed!~ is a campaign of sorts

armies of feelings going forth

entrenchment on both sides

love often hides

while never a victory without
two fond surrenders


Premium Member Guarantees

always the object of analyses
universe is what the universe is
from quarks to atoms, planets to galaxies
plus divers cosmic abnormalities

everything caught up in heavenly flow
of where non-stop change forces it to go
no guarantees a passing asteroid
will not explode our world into the void

no guarantee seeds will grow in the soil
no guarantee the great oceans won't boil
no guarantee we will have air to breathe
no guarantee we will have lives to lead

no guarantee we'll have time to reckon
all may end in interstellar second
© Ng Rippel  Create an image from this poem.

Satisfactory Guarantee

My butterflies are wet
My peaches are juicy
My bun, buns are soft
My thighs are thick and long
With plenty flavor

My strawberries are soft and sweet
And, I promise
When you give a squeeze
I'm juicy warm and wet

So nice and tight
Any flavor you need
I promise indeed
Satisfactory Guarantee

Your Many Faces Staring Back At Me

Sitting here daydreaming of the many faces
That is hiding between the spaces
As we touch base I could make an open case
Baby in our life we are going places  
It's plain to see you just need 
more love from me

So you will know how far our love will grow
You remain to be a woman of mystery 
As everything is as it should be
Major fireworks going off inside of thee 
when I close my eyes to be happy and free

All I see are your many faces 
Looking back directly at me
Oh this must be all the love you promised I'd see
Showering down like heaven so blissfully 
Luckily we already agree
This has always been about you and me

I believe we have found the key
To beautiful love that is total reality
As far as the eyes can see
This is our guarantee
We are on a love spree
Turning on all this sensuality 
That leads us to our family tree
I can foresee this going to be for eternity


Premium Member The New Maker's Guarantee

the new maker’s
guarantee
promises that 
after you pee 
in a urinal or WC

push the button 
or pull the handle 
and all your sins 
will flush away

No Gimmicks - Life Time Guarantee

i'm sure on one thing we all agree,
life is not as easy as it used to be,
and with all the progress man has achieved,
still we miss that something that makes our life complete.
switch on the t.v. or the radio,
just call this number, give it a go.
for every impurity there is a repair,
still we live in a world full of despair.
you have tried everything with no success,
you have nothing to loose, just take this chance.
it is time for you to take a stand,
ignore all ads, stop kidding yourself.

a daily prayer is all it takes,
say it out loud but say it with faith.
God knows our needs, he feels our pains,
trust all in His hands, He'll make the amends.
not all we pray for, will be fulfilled,
but don't hesitate, just trust in His will.
the cross we must carry through our life,
is no longer unbearable with Him by our side.
i'm only human with an excuse to err,
and i lived my life as if i didn't care,
but since i've tried this daily cure,
little do i worry for what may lie in store. 

so say your prayers, He'll do the work,
just keep them plain, you don't have to explain,
reach out your hand, He'll lead your way,
just keep the faith and everything will be okay.
try this at home or in a public place,
don't be afraid, don't be ashamed.
God will work wonders, you'll be surprised,
don't keep Him waiting, time is passing by.
before i go, i  just have to let you know,
no fees to pay, no codes  to break,
a moment in peace is all it takes,
your life-time guarantee against all aches.

Premium Member No Guarantee

“There’s no guarantee,”
He said with a smile
As his arms reached for me
Desire on his face
I hesitated

“No Guarantee”
Just rang in my ear
The last failed attempt
At finding a love
guaranteed to last
Had left me a mess
Of nothingness

He was so handsome
And so desirable
I closed my eyes
To his presence
Yet his scent
Enveloped me
Demanding my attention

I wanted him
I had wanted him
For so long
With such ferver
That the risk 
Seemed worth taking
.....minuscule

“No guarantee
That it will last forever...
But I can guarantee this
I will make you fly!
Are you willing
To take a chance on me?"
He asked with a knowing smile
For he knew
He KNEW he pleased me
He had power

How his words
Tantalized
And tempted me
to reach out 
It drew me
Like the forbidden fruit
Calling to a modern Eve 
Juicy and bright
I wanted to bite in and taste
and luxuriate in the flavor
of a paradise
that would open my eyes
to new pleasures
Making me divine!

I was unaware
That he had pulled me in
His hands tightening around me
His lips tasting mine
Oh, the sweet taste of desire
That nearly seared
My sense of reason
Nearly….

“No guarantee?”
I pushed against his massive chest
As I wiped my lips
And straightened my blouse
“The man that wins me, my sweet
Is the man who comes
With a Full Guarantee!

Eileen Manassian Ghali

Money-Back Guarantee

money-back guarantee
to the emotional investment 
made was promised years ago
but the commitment failed to 
produce results 
loses were felt all around 
loses to the bank of emotions 
were drained dry of all funds 
the emotionally bankrupt bandit 
had struck once again

No Guarantee

Food in the fridge, novels to read,
On Demand on the TV.
Bathroom’s supplied; all that we need
Is to be where we’re needing to be.

So much unknown so we must proceed
In hopes that we all can agree
That obeying the rules may this virus impede
But, of course, there is no guarantee.

Make This Guarantee

Spread me with 
words spoken
Tease me with 
simple desire
Share with me a
special token
Let's build our 
own empire

Let's take our time 
to see enternity 
Life's so short, days
can be so few
I know you got it 
bad for me
Like you know I do
For you

Hold my hand let's
walk along
sandy beaches 
at sunset
Sing me your
favorite song
Enjoy the half
Moons silhouette 

Let's watch the beauty
life has to offer 
When there is just
you and me
All the good we two 
can foster
Let's make this 
guarantee

Guarantee Love Will Never Cease

" For: Swear It Was The Moon Comedy Stage Play"
  SCENE- Preparing- to 'Court'
  Set Scene- Cell, Main character wearing one thong pacing slowly with hand 
  on heart periodically shaking, projected image of doll in background, recorded 
  voice.


"Believe and you shall succeed"
that's a famous motto.
Building up some confidence,
so I can win the lotto...

For court cases are so scarey,
am shaking in my thong.
I must prove with innocent groove,
a cell- I don't belong !

My girlfriend she must miss me,
as "drama" unaware...
She's my doll, my parasol,
blowing up my love-affair.

Really do so miss her,
can't wait to get release.
Was guaranteed my girlfriend-
love will never cease.

Tomorrow! No Guarantee

Give a cuddle each day,
Put your love on display,
As tomorrow may never arrive.

Make the memories vast,
Savour the day not the past,
As tomorrow may never arrive.

Smile as much as you can,
Follow through on your plan,
As tomorrow may never arrive.

Do not leave it to late,
Because, make no mistake.
Tomorrow, one day, won't arrive. 











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Premium Member A Sworn Guarantee - an after-poem to - Loving Eyes

Fueled by affection, once carved to a tree
Strong as a hard-working honey bee
Found selfless in you, a sworn guarantee
I hope this devotion answers her plea!

I hold you next to them, as we both sway
A never-ending nights finest fiery array
But our song is humming in defiant foray
Yet it's being felt in every way

Remembering you, I'll walk an abyss
The consumption I could never dismiss
Heard like drum beats; her true beauty is this
To the end of days, we will be able to reminisce

A singularity of grandest notion
Vast is this lovely swirling ocean
Wild; like the time of locomotion
Perfections elixir set into motion

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