Best Erections Poems
The Ann Summers AlphabetA is for a**l
B is for balls
Share them or wear them
Tucked up in your smalls
C is for condoms
Of all shapes and sizes
D is for dicks
Made of chocolate for prizes
E is for enlarging erections
Oh wow!
F is for fig leaves
Worn you know how
G is for G...
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Categories:
erections, funny,
Form:
ABC
Premature Ex
An old Ethiopian veteran of the love wars
once told a newlywed Kenyan kid:
If you want the infant marriage to survive,
make it to the golden years Mt. Kilimanjaro side
You gotta keep the giraffe standing up,
when the ecstasy mountain air gets thin at night
When you’re starting...
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Categories:
erections, allegory, marriage, philosophy, truth,
Form:
Burlesque
Illicit ItchSpray your love in the masochistic mist,
shapely satisfying the illicit itch...
With handcuffs upon the wicked wrist,
narcotic nectars that will bewitch…
Salacious secretions that must assist,
appeasing appetites that shall enrich...
Salivating on parts hardly ever kissed,
exploring erotica within its niche…
Licentious desires amidst negligent night,
engulfing erections...
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Categories:
erections, beautiful, deep, desire,
Form:
Rhyme
1859{1859}
there's more slaves now
than in 1859
slaves of the mind
slaves to entitlement
slaves to self inflicted failure and blame
slaves to ogres of division
who
only want to bracket the blamers vote
chained to every breath of toxic media.
those empty headed erections
vampires for ratings
wanting us believe there's white cone heads
and...
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Categories:
erections, addiction, truth,
Form:
Free verse
Make Love To MeMake love to me with
your poem, your poetry.
Flow slowly do not rush it.
not so fast.
Let your words last.
Stroke me slowly
Put your back into it.
Caress my totality
Draw me into your world
let me succumb -to your glib tongue
I hear your commands
As you slowly express
how capable you are
Expanding...
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Categories:
erections, emotions, passion, poetry, spoken
Form:
Lyric
Sex EdO Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, mine
Please say it isn’t so!
At school today we learned about sex---
But I didn’t want to know.
O Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, dear
Please say it isn’t true!
They taught us what erections are,
And all the girls said “ew!”
Mommy mine, you haven’t done it,
Have you, Mommy...
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Categories:
erections, childhood, education, funny, giggle,
Form:
Light Verse
Bleeding SkiesFlaming shperiods descend
As the clouds swirl frenziedly
Uprooting erections
The seas withdraw then rise
To swallow the earth
As death enters
The grounds depart
To sail the seas
As ember paints the skies...
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Categories:
erections, adventure, death,
Form:
Haiku
RedundancyReflection injection,
I can’t do time so I bear the erections,
like bad economies and serious rejections...
They have relations of stations upon the masters of fakeness,
roaring awakeness,
upon baseness
upon rankness,
...I try hard but hear blankness,
waiting on makeshifts,
I live for the lie,
even if my body falls off of my...
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Categories:
erections, allegory, identity, imagination, introspection,
Form:
Prose
Forward AgainFootballs guarded like gold bars.
ISIS severes headlines from
Africa's crisis.
Forward is backward
Reverse is attractive
A prison ward devoid of words
Speechless, how captivating
meaningless has become
A dictatorship of media sensationalism
dig beneath the surface
you've heard it before.
Over and over again
the same ol record spins
Society's music
has separated...
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Categories:
erections, celebrity, football, hero, life,
Form:
Free verse
More Than Nasty-More Like FoolishI love this nasty game of a combination of
leisure and life where the trouble maker becomes the victim
and the product of that crafty pencil of our imaginations
is translated into a true life story told by the welcomes
of roses, gloriosas and saffron crocuses.
silk so tight on...
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Categories:
erections, art, beautiful, beauty, romance,
Form:
Romanticism
In-Lawsas the case my be,
many in-laws or out-laws,
relatives of flaws…
~
at the least, no peace,
cause of marriage mating-pause,
epic dysfunctions…
~
erections of rules,
needed fool, not Viagra…
marriage is stagnate!
By John Moses Freeman
For and in Honor of Dr Ram
And Contest...
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Categories:
erections, social
Form:
Senryu
To Grow PeaceTo faith communities
and fraternities,
brotherhoods
and sisterhoods
and sororities,
local non-profits
and friendly neighborhoods,
mediators
and counselors,
cooperative associations,
trauma-informed learning theorists
and practitioners for resilient
mind/body peace,
Do not deceive yourselves.
Continuing to gaze and daze
on a monotonous monocultural path
Disassociating
internal v external
navel v social
my anthro nature v our environmental nurture
Is not inter-religiously wealthy
and not...
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Categories:
erections, adventure, earth, education, environment,
Form:
Political Verse
Recreating StoryBefore human languaged time and cultural memory,
SunGod radiated EarthGoddess Gaia
"Let's partner to plant a life-giving network."
"Not a bad-good idea!" smiled Earth reflectively,
synergetically and photosynthetically,
regeneratively speaking.
"Yes, and
an ultimately GREAT mutual-mentoring redemptive concept,
too!"
ruled YangSun,
listing left of eco-centered home.
"You speak in superlative positive,
my dear brave loyal...
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Categories:
erections, creation, culture, gender, history,
Form:
Free verse
Echo TimeTime echoes and resonates without language,
invests in green triumphal backdrop
below mystic blue sky,
splattered
Blossoming in yellows and spindling purples
blues and flaming orange,
fragile moments of fully fertile fractures,
flagrant erections of next generation's hope
for full coloring
perennially emerging time
Through fields of grass enraptured
brown soil embracing gray rocks
and weathered...
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Categories:
erections, black african american, culture,
Form:
Free verse
I Sat Beside a Dead Foxriver. gold
liquidcopper sheen & skypulp
mashed upon fatrocked banks
refracted beams;
reflections.
The kid squeal.
The rowers chirp "hello"
[multiple oar-chasm] we bridge it
with a languid arm-sigh tooing, no fro. Yes,
the 20th century is over,
and the "Water-Noodle"
has arrived.
Time works different out here.
The national spine
doesn't belong
to a book. No....
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Categories:
erections, animals, family, father, happiness,
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