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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required An old Ethiopian veteran of the love wars once told a newlywed Kenyan kid: If you want the infant marriage to survive, make it to the golden years Mt. Kilimanjaro side You gotta keep the giraffe standing up, when the ecstasy mountain air gets thin at night When you’re starting the climb, don’t early reach for the apex of a lovemaking climax You gotta stay rock hard, climbing the pleasure wall for the long haul — Or don’t even shorty night come at all Keep the flagpole reared tall; because the minute your testosterone stone levels fall, you might as well go geld yourself Premature burial ... put the family jewels in a coffin box Don’t bother to take off your pants, might as well keep on your socks Prepare to have plenty eunuch days of abstinent nights Too many failed erections gonna get you shovels loads of opposite sex dissatisfaction Expect a bedroom eviction notice, telling you to get your droopy drawers packing Frequent impotent performances, gonna get her eyebrow curtains raised So many flaccid phallic early encore excuses made gonna get you tossed out of the bed, and kicked downstairs onto the couch Premature ejection is coming, your woman’s been too long frustrated ... doubts gon start creeping in: Where you been, who you seeing ... Why you keep coming home with your love sacs empty? Those suspicions gon start stiffening: She’s gonna wanna know whose arms been keeping your bottom mind bent You’re gonna wanna know where in the world did your lost manhood get sent If you don’t wanna lose access to her intimate-starved heart, you better start trying harder on keeping it hard Learn to get a second wind of stamina, too much soft effort gon get your love privilege barred Premature pleasure aborted love will have your armadillo snout soul dragging Premature love not long enough will have your elephant nose spirit sagging Don’t depend on bottled passion, pharmaceutical extended sex Too many early evening elongated failures gonna get you a premature ex
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