Best Embarrassed Poems

Anyone would wish that they were immune to being embarrassed
You put your name behind something people might read, and hell,
there is no way, you have any right to even attempt to write down a poem.
That's not even you. Nothing is.
But you do it anyway. It...

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Alone I wander the sand
In my seclusion I feel brave
A thought comes over me
To strip for the sky above
The breeze gently catching
As I lay the towel before me
I offer my skin to the sky
Interesting book in hand
Suddenly feeling the heat
Up I rose to the shade
In...

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Today, even after ages, I feel my cheeks grow hot
Thinking of the blunder I made, comes back to thought!

Freshly out of school, silly and ignorant that I was,
Of work site I knew nothing, but was daring even with flaws.

On my first day, out to impress...

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It hits me like a wave, churning deep within my gut.
Holding my breath as the situation sinks in.
(Climbing a stairway to heaven)
People staring, eyes peering, thinking of a way to get out
(drifting up in a cloud of smoke)
Pale face reddens as heartbeat quickens
(Flying away on...

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Before I had my surgery
My body I kept private
Now I speak of it quite candidly
And graphically describe it
I think maybe the hospital
Puts something in their air
That kills all inhibitions
And causes one to share
And like a brand new mother
Who just had had her baby
I’ll share things...

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one day I was caught
talking to the Lord my God
was speaking out loud

talking to my God
praying to my Lord always
I'm not embarrassed

embarrassed to say
Hallelujah, thank you  Lord
I'm not embarrassed

to praise your holy ...
praise your Holy, Holy name
I'm not embarrassed 

10/14/19
Hidden words by James Edward...

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We had a special spark inside
Liquid fire spurs our souls
A moment of pure passion
Deep under the silver moonlight
We cover all the basis of mush
A whole grouping of love
In every part of ourselves
We seductively brought together
All moments of sexuality
Until it is known we are not alone
And...

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EMBARRASSED
Our limit of endurance
Doesn't always show appearance
Sometimes our often ignorance
Doesn't give us reassurance

So it surely is apparent
That we may be incoherent
When we know our way is errant
And we are much too transparent

We end up in a cluster
At the smallest we can muster
Or we begin to...

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So hurting I'm crying 
Sometime the heart cries
I'm crying 
And your mind wanders why
A variance of compassionate measures
Disappropriate it masterful pleasures

Embarrassed to say
I'm crying 
Covered by dismay
Wonders you wonder
Bombarded by your blunders

I'm crying 
Those choices that's help me you made
My heart heartbeats it's spies
Amidst to...

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A sensual, lioness, with a poor constitution, hopes dissociation from her abode will repair the echo of her dreams....

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mask to mask
hidden from view
our deepest thoughts
personal feelings

mask to mask
we interact
longing to be seen
fearing to be found

mask to mask
we are hiding
we are selective
we are insecure

mask to mask
our actions
our values
our destiny

Edward Ebbs - March 14, 2019...

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So embarrassing
Mummy volunteered at Guides
Stay, you are ok...

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"pardon me can I speak to you in private?
my body is functioning the way it was meant to,
can you excuse me so no one laughs?"
It's one of the things every girl goes through.

We walk quickly, careful of each step
One wrong move and everyone might know
That...

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Backyard Betrayal

Mr. and Mrs. McLude
Laid out each day in the nude
A drone hovered by
“I’m cold!” the man cried.
Embarrassed, his wife yelled, “How rude!”
























Date: 02/01/2022
PS syllable count
Submitting to: “A New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest”
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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standing up in a class of fifty,
offering her answers, quite gently,
will the professor think she’s nifty,
or will he think of her differently,
she blushes, though she isn’t shifty,
discombobulation, incidentally,
answering, she mumbles – befuddled,
oh, no, her answers are muddled!

Walking home from class, gusts blow.
She feels her dress...

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