Dumb Questions

I was changing a tire and the neighbor walked by Stood and looked a while, then he said Hi Got a flat? he asked and this made me grin I said no, just changing the old air and putting new stuff in. Was coughing and sneezing. My throat was on fire Got a bad cold? My wife did inquire No, it's not really bad. It is a good one I love watery eyes and watching my nose run. I was on a bus and on my newspaper I sat The guy next to me asked "Are you reading that" I said yes. Reading through your butt is all the new rage. Then I stood up and turned the page. Dentist hit a nerve and I came up out of the chair Did that hurt? He asked as though he really did care. I said no, there was a spiritual woman I used to date And she was teaching me how to levitate. I hit a pothole with my car one night It made such a loud noise it gave my wife a fright Didn't you see it she began to cry Of course I did. I hit it. Didn't I. Once I tripped on one of my little guy's toys Fell down the stairs and my wife heard the noise Did you miss a step? She screamed from the hall I said "No Dear, I think I hit them all."