Best Duluth Poems

There once was a man from Duluth
whose habit was spinning the truth.
He had told the same tale
(every day without fail;
'twas getting quite long in the...

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The Great Lakes Engineering Works built a new boat
S. S. Edmund Fitzgerald, t'would soon be afloat
The people that owned her needed a name
President of the...

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There once was a man from Duluth
who grew very long in the tooth
he lost all his hair
but he still had a pair
that randy old man...

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There once was this dude from Duluth
Who sported just one single tooth
Got into a fight
Knocked out his lights
Relating the tale, sure some of it's untruth


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And then she had only one tooth
         The rest had decayed, that’s the truth
Too much Christmas candy
No...

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There once was dude from Duluth
This dude only sported one tooth
Wore tattered old jeans
Quite airy they seemed
Believe or not that's the truth, the hole truth


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Graffiti Graveyard is/was a place in Duluth where street artists would spray paint their murals. It was in an interesting location, underneath a highway. The...

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'Twas the night before Christmas
On the village square.
Carolers were singing.
Everyone was there.

My daddy was a baritone
But his falsetto filled the air.
Mama shrunk his boxers;
They're not...

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Old Stackhouse Joe
Had a lazy eye

Sunday morning choirboy
He could sing like a lark

He had a stiletto
He sharpened all the time

Stuck a pig
And called it bloody...

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A legendary entertainer known for his folk singin'
      Wrote the protest song, "The Times They Are A Changin'

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The grower's child and the picker's child want to run away
They want to go to Duluth, the most exotic place they know
We fear he'll get...

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A foolish, young man from Duluth
Spent all of his money on Ruth.
She's grateful of course.
He's filled with remorse,
And now must face up to the truth.

January...

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There's a castle in Duluth
Made out of sugar cubes

And the moat that flows out front
Is filled with soda pop

Fruit that grows on trees 
Is the...

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I walked up to the man at the counter,
put down my bag, and looked at the name on his tag, 
It was Howard. "How do...

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Limericks

There once was a small rabbit from Siam,
Who always proclaimed, “I think I can”,
In time he did grow as white as the snow,
Now he gives...

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