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She Had Only One Tooth

And then she had only one tooth The rest had decayed, that’s the truth Too much Christmas candy No dentist was handy She lived all alone in Duluth Of dentists, she was not a fan Guess that’s why she can’t find a man One tooth has its perks Just watch how it works When she needs to open a can!

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Paghunda Zahid

Date: 1/10/2022 9:39:00 AM

Oh that's sad. Funny, but I do feel sorry for the lady... Lol.. Great write btw

Mike Gentile
Date: 1/12/2022 3:52:00 AM

Thanks so much Paghunda !!!

Charles Messina

Date: 1/4/2022 6:12:00 AM

Well, when she loses that final tooth, she'll have to resort to candy canes instead of chocolate bars for Christmas (lol) Thanks for the laugh, Mike. Happy New Year!

Mike Gentile
Date: 1/7/2022 9:33:00 AM

lol, thanks Charlie

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/4/2022 3:55:00 AM

... :))) ... a good laugh prolongs life, thank you Mike :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Mike Gentile
Date: 1/4/2022 4:33:00 AM

I could not agree more Anne-Lise! Thanks xxoo

Shirley Hawkins

Date: 1/1/2022 7:08:00 PM

I am still smiling. Thank you, Mike.

Mike Gentile
Date: 1/2/2022 8:08:00 AM

Thanks and Happy New Year Shirley!

Indiana Shaw

Date: 1/1/2022 4:58:00 AM

Ha, ha, ha, love it when you let rip with your sense of humour Mike, we need more of it, Happy New Year to you and the pooch . . . : )

Mike Gentile
Date: 1/1/2022 10:57:00 AM

Thanks so much Indiana and Happy New Year to you xxoo

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/30/2021 8:26:00 PM

She sounds like she'd be perfect for an old beer commercial! ~ Pop-top

Mike Gentile
Date: 12/31/2021 5:14:00 AM

A little humor to ring in the New Year Thanks Gershon!

Brandy Nicole

Date: 12/30/2021 7:35:00 PM

Yikes ! I'm not so sure I wanna see her opening a can with that one tooth. :) Okay, just once. This is cute. Thanks for the smile this evening. :) Brandy

Mike Gentile
Date: 12/31/2021 5:13:00 AM

It's all about a chuckle, thanks Brandy xxoo