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She Had Only One Tooth

And then she had only one tooth The rest had decayed, that’s the truth Too much Christmas candy No dentist was handy She lived all alone in Duluth Of dentists, she was not a fan Guess that’s why she can’t find a man One tooth has its perks Just watch how it works When she needs to open a can!

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Date: 1/10/2022 9:39:00 AM
Oh that's sad. Funny, but I do feel sorry for the lady... Lol.. Great write btw
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/12/2022 3:52:00 AM
Thanks so much Paghunda !!!
Date: 1/4/2022 6:12:00 AM
Well, when she loses that final tooth, she'll have to resort to candy canes instead of chocolate bars for Christmas (lol) Thanks for the laugh, Mike. Happy New Year!
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/7/2022 9:33:00 AM
lol, thanks Charlie
Date: 1/4/2022 3:55:00 AM
... :))) ... a good laugh prolongs life, thank you Mike :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/4/2022 4:33:00 AM
I could not agree more Anne-Lise! Thanks xxoo
Date: 1/1/2022 7:08:00 PM
I am still smiling. Thank you, Mike.
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/2/2022 8:08:00 AM
Thanks and Happy New Year Shirley!
Date: 1/1/2022 4:58:00 AM
Ha, ha, ha, love it when you let rip with your sense of humour Mike, we need more of it, Happy New Year to you and the pooch . . . : )
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Mike Gentile
Date: 1/1/2022 10:57:00 AM
Thanks so much Indiana and Happy New Year to you xxoo
Date: 12/30/2021 8:26:00 PM
She sounds like she'd be perfect for an old beer commercial! ~ Pop-top
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/31/2021 5:14:00 AM
A little humor to ring in the New Year Thanks Gershon!
Date: 12/30/2021 7:35:00 PM
Yikes ! I'm not so sure I wanna see her opening a can with that one tooth. :) Okay, just once. This is cute. Thanks for the smile this evening. :) Brandy
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/31/2021 5:13:00 AM
It's all about a chuckle, thanks Brandy xxoo
Date: 12/30/2021 4:55:00 PM
Very humorous....sounds like a drinking song! Well done and fun! Wishing you a very happy New Year. Paulette
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/31/2021 5:13:00 AM
Thank you Paulette and Happy New Year !!!
Date: 12/30/2021 3:21:00 PM
Hilarious, Mike:-) Enjoyed it very much. Wishing you a blessed Happy New Year!
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/31/2021 5:13:00 AM
Thanks so much Edward and a Happy New Year to tony !!!
Date: 12/30/2021 7:02:00 AM
Creative poem Mike! lol Well done. Happy Thursday :)
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/30/2021 8:33:00 AM
Happy Thursday Heidi, thanks xxoo
Date: 12/30/2021 7:01:00 AM
Mike that is truly funny Hehe! Thought most beer cans had flip lids! I assume she’s opening your cans! Ha cheers Debx
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/30/2021 8:35:00 AM
Thanks Deb, I must have been thinking of corn!
Date: 12/30/2021 4:52:00 AM
Lol, handy when you're on the beach. Tom
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/30/2021 4:54:00 AM
So true! Thanks Tom!!
Date: 12/30/2021 4:18:00 AM
Mike, that's a LOL set of limericks! Great fun to read.
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/30/2021 4:54:00 AM
Thanks so much Lin xxoo