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Dragon For President

Oh By Gosh… and By Darn… It’s another political year. Dragon wants in on it as a political candidate My Dear. President Dragon is a lot… to sincerely be able to take in. And he wants his own cabinet… So that he can surely win. My cabinet was emptied and filled with penguins, to my chagrin. They were secretly plotting… their strategy, they said with a grin. Then they closed it back up, I thought, until who knows when. Twitter was now in play, as his name appeared with his own spin. He was now a candidate in every, single, blooming, complete state. But, he was only to be found in Australia, I truly kid you not mate! So… sorry you guys, I said, as I explained to them, their mistake. They then decided to win, on two continents, to my amazed chagrin. Shortly, they appeared on every docket, and state, in the good old US of A. They even signed him up, for the flame-throwing contest in Rio, this day. Apparently, World domination was absolutely, in mind-boggling play. But I’ll be darned if I’ll wear a burqa, for that Middle East picture, today. Dragon was to be the Law and Order Candidate, for even deep space. He’ll wear his Super Hero Cape, wherever he goes, all over the place. He pulled ahead, quickly in every state, without showing his cute face. But there are a lot of Democratic crazies, in the United States these days. And don’t forget the disillusioned Republicans, with egg on their face. Never worry my friends; he’s below the age limit at three, in any case. I’ll wait until later, to point that out, so someone else, eventually wins. He’s learning about politics, tho political correctness, may be his end. If only I could get my cabinet back, and set his penguins, on another track. Or maybe I sould say, don’t delay, vote for Dragon, to get my cabinet back. He can’t be any worse than the other candidates I see… and guess what? He soundly, has the world’s paparazzi behind him… So it’s going to be… A Great News Day, day after day, until November 7th, so vote for Dragon! What else can I say!!! There’s too much at stake… to vote any other way! Written 8-21-2016

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 7/21/2017 2:14:00 PM
One thing's for certain; Dragon couldn't do any worse than his human counterparts; especially here in the US.
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Date: 10/17/2016 10:33:00 AM
Our current situation is so deplorable, a bit of humor helps to pour oil on our wounds. Excellent!
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Date: 10/2/2016 5:38:00 PM
Dragon can count on my vote. Once again just excellent.
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Date: 8/21/2016 1:56:00 PM
- Dear Carol, a long time since I read about the dragon - If I was going to vote .... the dragon had gotten my 100% support !!!! - Donald may stay home with Dolly! - A good choice ....Dear America : VOTE FOR THE DRAGON !!!! - Love it ! - A 7 !!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 8/21/2016 12:54:00 PM
I reckon Dragon could do a better job than any of them Carol - great humour my friend:-) hugs Jan xx
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