Best Congress Poems

When I’m watching the news these days,
I just can’t help but wonder why.
When all of the stories I see,
just makes me want to scream and cry.

They all claim to be an expert,
about how everything should be.
But the only thing reported,
is hate and negativity.

I know I...

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Law Passed
    Still Loud...

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"Progress vs Congress"
by:  Eric L. Boddie

I was driving along
Only able to hear my own voice
And I got a seat belt ticket
What happened to my freedom of choice

This is the greatest nation
And just for the sake of my rights
More than blood has been shed
And that...

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all congressmen asked
the forensics team to view
their hard-drive data...

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Politicians are pompous jokes;
not often are they just plain blokes.
They legislate pure ignorance,
while folks prosper on common sense.

Copyright, August 27, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson...

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There was a Spaceman named Zog who wrote in his blog.
          That the Americans were falling apart.
                 There was no...

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A rare Congress of Emotions was organized in a village

Called to attend were Anger, Love, Sadness, Peace
Others were Hatred, Grief- all to debate on Justice
“No need of a Chairperson”, Anger put a ruling. 
Grief stood up. He wept and wept and talked not.
Rising in support,...

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deem on Mammon
  and think it true
we're all too stupid
  to think it through...

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You're their cup of tea, their bread and butter
A real cash cow, drink straight from your udder

If you want laws passed,be a dentist
They'd rather be your ventriloquist

Bickering over minimum wages
Taking their cues from a criminal's pages

You can't pass go and you can not trespass
Unless you...

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The Thoughtless, Heartless, Do-Nothing Congress


Another day of carnage
In the USA
Little children
Eight, nine, ten and eleven years old,
Their life cut short,
By a mad person
With an automatic rifle
What will we all do?
Every week
More innocent people are
Victims of violent shootings,
Where is the Congress?
The Thoughtless, Heartless, Do-Nothing Congress
Children died...

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-Honey go to the Dr
-Melanie I don't know am I alive
-Do it for you it's ours strive
-And the watcher what I should say
-Tell him the all Congress stopped  
 
-Dr Congress Stopped
-we going to do some tests so  
"this guy is one in...

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CATS FOR CONGRESS

Are these politicians just talkers?
Some seem like outright mockers!
Why not cats? How divine!
They can balance fine lines.
Either cats or tight-rope walkers!

Oct. 15, 2020...

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Written by Gail DeBole

Phillip Buster could fluster a room -
Full of men whose anger ballooned
     When came his turn to speak,
     Congress snored for a week,
All dreaming he'd peter out soon.

Note: Illustrated in Coloring within the Limericks...

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Trump wants to build a wall
Between Mexico and us
I can't help but wonder
Why he's making such a fuss!

Cartels were building tunnels
Underneath our border fence
When Trump was groping females
And Pence sought common sense

Though Congress say Trump's thinking
Is reasonable and sound
We know they'll find the workforce
From los...

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O-o say can you see
Where my home used to be?

Is our Congress still there?
Does it float on hot air?

All the homeless at night
Are a pitiful sight

All we have now is Trump
But he won't share his dump!...

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