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Ode To Congress

There was a Spaceman named Zog who wrote in his blog.
          That the Americans were falling apart.
                 There was no law and order 
                  to protect their own border.
      While the Congress was busy sniffing their farts.

*For anyone interested, I will be posting on my homepage my cartoon 'Bob's Your Uncle.' A new one will appear every second day.

Copyright © David Mchattie | Year Posted 2019

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Lindsay Laurie Date: 6/5/2019 11:17:00 PM G'day David … in these 'cowards castles' with so much crap coming out of their mouths, I don't think anyone will notice - thanks David - Lindsay Login to Reply

Panagiota Romios Date: 5/10/2019 7:12:00 PM Those fools in Congress. Are costing us Our lives..maybe they will choke on their own aroma. Very Funnneeee David Panagilota Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/9/2019 6:18:00 PM I enjoyed that Bob cartoon. So you did that? Incredible work. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/9/2019 6:09:00 PM congress. What a joke. I enjoyed this one, David. Login to Reply

Panagiota Romios Date: 5/8/2019 11:15:00 PM Perfect Limerick, David.for loonies in Congress. Not each member,is a moron or hates the Constitution and this nation. They really are well paid nut jobs. Yes, the Party in Power in the House, I mean. Al they know is blame and creating hatred and fear. Chicken Littles they are !The World is Ending Nabobniks.! Panagiota Login to Reply David Mchattie Date: 5/9/2019 4:27:00 PM I once had an inkling to get into politics. Glad I did not. I feel sorry for those in Congress who want to get things done. Their voice means nothing to their leadership. So sad. Have a good day.

Gershon Wolf Date: 5/7/2019 9:35:00 PM That's how those Congressmen earn their six-figure salaries for their part-time jobs... And btw: those 'Bob's your Uncle' cartoons are incredible. Love 'em. Thanks, David! Login to Reply David Mchattie Date: 5/8/2019 3:19:00 PM Thanks again Gershon.

M. L. Kiser Date: 5/7/2019 6:43:00 AM Haha! Good one. Login to Reply David Mchattie Date: 5/8/2019 3:19:00 PM Glad you liked it.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 5/6/2019 3:21:00 PM LOL ;D Login to Reply David Mchattie Date: 5/6/2019 6:03:00 PM Right back at you my friend.

Jeff Connelly Date: 5/6/2019 3:04:00 PM Ah how so very true David. After reading this Joseph Conrad would surely have penned "The Heart of Fartness". Login to Reply David Mchattie Date: 5/6/2019 6:03:00 PM Jeff between the two of us, you are the clever one. Have a great day. Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 5/6/2019 3:21:00 PM ...giggles

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 5/6/2019 2:07:00 PM - A good advice to the Congress : Vinegar does wonders against bad odors ... a fine border protection :))) - // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply