David Mchattie Poet Limerick

Ode To Congress

There was a Spaceman named Zog who wrote in his blog.
          That the Americans were falling apart.
                 There was no law and order 
                  to protect their own border.
      While the Congress was busy sniffing their farts.

*For anyone interested, I will be posting on my homepage my cartoon 'Bob's Your Uncle.' A new one will appear every second day.

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Lindsay Laurie June 5, 2019 at 11:17 PM G'day David … in these 'cowards castles' with so much crap coming out of their mouths, I don't think anyone will notice - thanks David - Lindsay

Panagiota Romios May 10, 2019 at 7:12 PM Those fools in Congress. Are costing us Our lives..maybe they will choke on their own aroma. Very Funnneeee David Panagilota

Andrea Dietrich May 9, 2019 at 6:18 PM I enjoyed that Bob cartoon. So you did that? Incredible work.

Andrea Dietrich May 9, 2019 at 6:09 PM congress. What a joke. I enjoyed this one, David.

Panagiota Romios May 8, 2019 at 11:15 PM Perfect Limerick, David.for loonies in Congress. Not each member,is a moron or hates the Constitution and this nation. They really are well paid nut jobs. Yes, the Party in Power in the House, I mean. Al they know is blame and creating hatred and fear. Chicken Littles they are !The World is Ending Nabobniks.! Panagiota David Mchattie May 9, 2019 at 4:27 PM I once had an inkling to get into politics. Glad I did not. I feel sorry for those in Congress who want to get things done. Their voice means nothing to their leadership. So sad. Have a good day.

Gershon Wolf May 7, 2019 at 9:35 PM That's how those Congressmen earn their six-figure salaries for their part-time jobs... And btw: those 'Bob's your Uncle' cartoons are incredible. Love 'em. Thanks, David! David Mchattie May 8, 2019 at 3:19 PM Thanks again Gershon.

M. L. Kiser May 7, 2019 at 6:43 AM Haha! Good one. David Mchattie May 8, 2019 at 3:19 PM Glad you liked it.

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart May 6, 2019 at 3:21 PM LOL ;D David Mchattie May 6, 2019 at 6:03 PM Right back at you my friend.

Jeff Connelly May 6, 2019 at 3:04 PM Ah how so very true David. After reading this Joseph Conrad would surely have penned "The Heart of Fartness". David Mchattie May 6, 2019 at 6:03 PM Jeff between the two of us, you are the clever one. Have a great day. Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart May 6, 2019 at 3:21 PM ...giggles

Anne-Lise Andresen May 6, 2019 at 2:07 PM - A good advice to the Congress : Vinegar does wonders against bad odors ... a fine border protection :))) - // Anne-Lise :)