Best Comedian Poems

Filled up with quips like a clanking balloon
blown up with coins not with air
Clittering, clatter on golden paved streets
his winsome words, plenty to share
Brilliant performance, he's taking his bow
on a bed of burnt peacock feathers
The skycap he wears filled with holes and with tears
has protected...

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Caerphilly is a small town
Famous for its cheese
Has a castle looks like its falling  down
With a Moat around with geese

Outside now stands a large Statue, 
It needed to be big he would boast.
Thats what the nature of this man
Big, but stupid loved by most

Its a statue...

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She's the funniest comedian who doesn't
make jokes
But always there as a clown
Her words are like golden Crown

When your mouth is closed with pains 
sHe shall be there to open it with Gains
She's the same comedian
who will kiss you in front of your friends 

Have you...

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TRIBUTE TO A COMEDIAN
Even with your witty strength 
The little input of the labor 
Of your mouth making the living 
Smile away sorrow through jest of jaw,
As you sleep for too long today,
Wondering if there will ever be 
Another dawn for you to sneeze
And squint...

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bare ash trees
shiver in the breeze
oak tree laughs


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Robin Williams,
one of Chicago’s native civilians. 
Became the best comedian in the late seventies,
poor man died from depression’s disease.

Known for his “hyper-comedy”,
Hook, Patch Adams and Jumanji-
though delirious, 
can be serious,
like Dead Poet’s Society.

Forever loved, a man nobody hated, 
a new world of comedy he created!
I...

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Don't know whether

This is true or not

But i heard it through the grapevine

That i am the Taliban leader's

Favorite comedian

So much so they want me 

To come entertain the troops
live in Afghanistan

All expenses paid 

I get to stay in the penthouse cave

As much heroin as i...

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Nervously he waits, the curtains rise,
to see eager faces with piercing eyes

He tells them a joke, it's a wonderful tale,
anecdotes so funny, theres no way he could fail.

They love him, they applaud him, he's the king of his craft,
with fifty years experience, it's no wonder...

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I use to laugh at ironic things
No punishment for the bad deeds
The Bible says that good 10 fold 
The universe returns to us in gold 
That fairytales and nursery rhymes 
Exist to scare and keep us in line
But on this day fate stepped in 
And...

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They unpacked the deck of cards
Counted and took out some cards
Extra care made them to recount
A strange card again out of game. 
   They shuffled the cards
   And  started their game
   All face cards were looking decent
 ...

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John Candy
Is quite beefy and dandy.
He is a comedian on SCTV
He's funny--everyone must agree!...

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Hollywood’s Lucille Ball, loved by many, 
had an enormously profound effect on me.

She was funny and kind and goofy,
and so wonderful, she lit up my 1960’s TV.

My favorite show of hundreds of thousands
is of her and Ethel making candy.

Until Carol Burnett came along, I thought...

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Echo world behind the glass,
I make the same faces I did at twelve.
The grinning Cheshire Cat 
with teeth like piano keys,
mendacious and coy
because viewing my portrait with sobriety
forces me to march with familiar frailties.
I’m certain my gravitas is a forgery.
I am sure my laments and...

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jan has a plan ~ humor the renaissance man















Tease a friend poetry contest
Sponsored by Bobby May
January 7, 2021...

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A renowned red head,
Although the color is questionable.
She seems to always have antics…
To pull off on the silver screen.

Her hair isn’t the only thing…
That leaves a lasting impression.
She has those exquisite eyes…
And that stunning figure.

When I think of her and her exploits…
I’m reminded of my...

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