Talibans Favorite Comedian

Don't know whether This is true or not But i heard it through the grapevine That i am the Taliban leader's Favorite comedian So much so they want me To come entertain the troops live in Afghanistan All expenses paid I get to stay in the penthouse cave As much heroin as i can take 24 hour round the clock security And they have personally guaranteed me Even if i bomb it doesn't matter Either way the show will still end with me going out with a bang To a standing ovation baying crowd Thinking wow didn't think much of his joke's or material But what a cracking ending Now that's funny Encore But this time please with even more explosives than you used before May as well use what the fleeing infidel troops left behind Waste not want not They aren't coming back any time soon to reclaim it are they Otherwise we wouldn't be here in the 1st place would we And they have the audacity to say we don't have a sense of humour We'll joke's on them look who's laughing now We got everything we ever wanted Only this time we didn't even have to fight you for it You simply handed the key's back over to us No strings attached Apart from good luck cleaning up our mess Your welcome to it You see we always have the last laugh and save the best till last And you can take that to the body bank