Best Clumsiness Poems
My Shoes
...My shoes have traveled miles of roads
Their soles are worn quite thin
Struggling with this heavy load
I carry deep within
Beyond repair, no longer shine
Scuffed with many stains
It's mostly bee......
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Categories:
clumsiness, appreciation, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
This Klutz For Hire
...I’ve picked it up a hundred times
yet dropped it just once more
So I give up, the blasted thing
can lay there on the floor
And stepping out onto the porch
I hit the ice and slipped
As I walke......
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Categories:
clumsiness, hilarious, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Declarations of a Social Scientist
...DECLARATIONS OF A SOCIAL SCIENTIST
Indeed, I am that Poet and know it.
Just in transition to a more enriched poetry form.
I want to talk about life, politics, and religion.
Maybe not si......
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Categories:
clumsiness, adventure, art, autumn, beautiful,
Form:
Free verse
Car Crash
...A dark room with a small wooden desk, no lamp
A thick pad of paper and a typewriter, never used
Like a museum exhibit, though they aren’t allowed to gather dust
And dead flies and moths, a pack of......
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Categories:
clumsiness, car, world, books, dark,
Form:
Free verse
A Happy Hippy
...Well Plastered
Sippy
Hippy
Upon Stumbling into the Barber’s
Snippy
Hippie
Flower Child Wets Himself
Drippy
Hippie
Peace, Love & Clumsiness
Slippy
Hippie
The Che......
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Categories:
clumsiness, drink,
Form:
Footle
Same Ol' Song and Dance
...As I look back across more musical times
of rhythmic reflections,
ceremonies and commemorations
of each dawn and dusk eremitic liturgy,
if that is not an oxymoron
of sound and sight,
song and d......
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Categories:
clumsiness, community, dance, humanity, humor,
Form:
Political Verse
My Fondest Brief Unforgettable Moment
...First his long and tender gaze. Then came his loving caresses
followed by little kisses, delicate dewdrops of sensuous sweetness
that he planted gently along my forehead, my cheeks,
the ......
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Categories:
clumsiness, romance,
Form:
Free verse
That's What You Are
...How many times
Did you make me laugh?
I lost count over the years
Your soppy sweet smile
The clumsiness you exude
The funny guy
That's what you are
How many times
Did you make me smile?
Ch......
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Categories:
clumsiness, love,
Form:
Free verse
Mal
...One year I got a shirt with my initials on the pocket,
My grandma wanted me to have it instead of a Saturn rocket.
Even though what I really wanted was the model of the Apollo ship,
My dad h......
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Categories:
clumsiness, funny, holiday, me, me,
Form:
Light Verse
She's Just Tired
...She’s just tired and scared of walking home alone,
Stepping outside in the dark is among her greatest threats,
Honestly, she is afraid that any day she opens the doors and windows,
might be her la......
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Categories:
clumsiness, africa, anxiety, girl, inspirational,
Form:
Free verse
Clumsy
...Shards of glass scatter,
reflecting light explodes,
attention catches quickly,
clumsiness exposed!......
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Categories:
clumsiness, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
My God
...My God is shy and generous
He knows the secret of tenderness
Just like my mother
He loves me in strange, unpredictable ways
Just like my father
I gave him my sister`s clumsiness and sincerity
My bro......
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Categories:
clumsiness, life, god, god, me,
Form:
Narrative
Remember
...How can it be so easy to forget?
At the same time remembering it.
So little joy and so much pain,
Why does it have to be this way?
The bad makes us stronger thru times that are tough,
But someti......
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Categories:
clumsiness, poetry,
Form:
ABC
Anna
...The childish silliness
The sweet clumsiness
The burning storm
On your head
My everyday trial of patience.
You piss me off
All the time
All the time
You make me smile
I want to kill you......
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Categories:
clumsiness, anniversary, caregiving, childhood, daughter,
Form:
Lyric
Awkwardness
...carving their names on the world’s flesh like scars,
they won’t waste their breath on the news of dead men.
if there are things humans should learn, it is how to
leave their emotions out of the eq......
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Categories:
clumsiness, absence, abuse, adventure, africa,
Form:
Ballad