Best Castration Poems

When we first MET, you were so young and FAIR,
A hundred twenty POUNDS in your underWEAR.
We tied the KNOT, and the next thing I KNEW,
Your weight ballooned UP to 300 and TWO!
Your weight GAIN ended my infatuATION.
Lovin' YOU is like a chemical castRATION. 

Several times...

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I never told you
I wanted you forever...
someone else had balls!


For "Relationship Breakups" contest sponsored by Russell Sivey.
By: George Aul...

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Henry started a punchin’ 
at the ripe old age of 15
There just ain’t no way of knowin’
all of the things he’s done and seen

All those years are far behind him
since a young cowboy in his prime
Now there is nothing left for him
but to whittle away...

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